The chocolate eating girls, plucking the best parts of a Mans torso was so intriguing.
The earlier one of the stories of the Pied Piper of Hamelin, where they had the rats following the flute playing magician & here this spray man had the bevy of beauties follow him as if in a trance, or was it the scent of a man that attracts the fairer sex; there is reason to debate here. ....
I picked up on one off the shelf @ Rs. 88.00 & it was called Pulse, holding at the grip in the body made to comfortably get the fingers around smoothly had my adrenaline rush & I also looked over my shoulders on either side as how many women were watching me pick this one.
The large volume it held, the roll-on kind of top, the fluorescent colors on the sticker label ….. All of it was so elegant.
The back of the label read as, " The irresistible long-lasting fragrance of Axe now in a refreshing new cologne Talc. Apply liberally. Experience the Axe effect. GET NAUGHTY AT https://axeffect.com
I got charmed, raising the ‘as of now unpunctured’ top to close to smelling distance, there was a definite sense of freshness.
I recollected, using this could get many swooning at me; there could be many running after me, I would be hard pressed for catching my breath, if parts of me were clipped away as I walked along living my everyday life.
Oh! How many such dream sequences just grazed past my vision & in a jiffy, I could see me surrounded always a’la John Abraham, but not in yellow undies, of course; or maybe even without that little chit of clothing too. Pardon me.
I came home and proudly displayed my new brand on the loo shelf, just under the light. Wifey exclaimed, “Wow, kisiko patane ka irada hai kya?”
I casually said, “Nahire”, I may have been lying, “its just that summers are here & the deo stick kind of gets sticky, so felt a good talc for a change should be a good ‘dry’ idea.”
My days are long at the work place & sweaty at times when we have a little extra number of clients & then running around and organizing services for them trying to meet their demands can kind of get me perspiring a bit more.
The scent of a man, could suddenly be the smell, camouflaging it with the AXE Pulse cologne talc-irresistible fragrance, was my idea behind the purchase…… and have I disclosed already about the Pied Piper effect that it may cause…..
Psssst…
But I am highly disappointed, I generally do not resort to writing in BOLD and CAPS , But I need to write here for the benefit of you all.
NEITHER WAS THEIR A CLAMOUR OF THE BEVY OF BEAUTIES THAT I WAS EXPECTING, NOR WAS THERE A SCENT PLEASING TO SELF AND I HAVE GOTTEN OVER THE INITIAL 4-5 DAYS OF USAGE AND THE WORST IS THAT I HAVE DEVELOPED A HUGE RASH UNDER MY ARMPITS AS A RESULT OF USING THIS POWDERED SILICA AND LIMESTONE PERFUMED COMBO. I HAVE HAD TO CHOP OF MY NAILS LEST I LOSE VITAL EPITHILIAL TISSUES WHILST IN SLEEP….DREAMS JUST HAVE REMAINED AS DREAMS….!!!!
AND THERE IS NO SO POPULAR ’AXE EFFECT’ WHAT SO EVER THAT IS GONNA GET ME ANYTHING UNDER THAT BRAND AGAIN.
FYI
Pkd on 07/08
Batch No B-19
Bar Code 8 901030 204715
Net Weight 300 grams