You can have all these very complex , very meta thoughts running through your head as you watch the Hanuman-worshipping Bajrangi ( Salman Khan, his blue-stone bracelet replaced by the red-yellow ‘kaleva dhaga’) , the simpleton with a large, loving heart, and the Pakistani Shahida aka Munni ( Harshali Malhotra) , the little girl who’s lost her voice but not her ability to charm, romp through a film which has been unabashedly constructed as a massy entertainer. It is also smartly aimed at the tear-ducts of those who sit on the fence in the matter of whether a performer’s real-life transgressions should affect the way we perceive his reel-life persona. Got an emotional jugular? Bajrangi Bhaijaan is coming for you, hammer and tongs