Hello Everybody!!!
I) Interview with myself......
Q) Where do you want to work ????
Ans) CANARA BANK , CANARA BANK , CANARA BANK , CANARA BANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Bangalore South End Road (SER) Branch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q) Why not dream companies like GE, Infosys, Microsoft , Coco Cola.....etc?
Ans) No!!, No!!!, No!!!!!!! (Irritated with only two questions)
Q) Then tell me why?
Ans) I am lazy, I am want a secure job, I won’t provide any services, I will get irritated soon if anybody ask more than one question to me for their information,
I can come and go by anytime, Lots of Holidays.( Even other bank works, this Bangalore SER Branch will have holidays (not in the Bank Holiday Calendar, I don’ know why?),
I can make (Lots) mistake (even if the customer corrects (HIGHLY not recommended),
I will always write wrong spelling for the customer name, customer address etc again and again and again...................
I can manage my face (even if I feel happy) unpleasant,
I will become angry but again I will make mistake, moreover, I want MONEY but hate to work.
II ) Thinking myself..
Oho!!! What an exact needed qualification to work for Canara Bank????
Will I be selected???.
I want an OFFICER job in CANARA Bank ( Bangalore, SER Branch ).
Really Sorry friends I am venting my anger..........
I had already written a review about this bank. In the very first title shows Aks_menon123 does not recommend Canara Bank. Please don’t misunderstand me, I have no ill filling with anybody but only sharing some thoughts.
Also sorry for other CANARA BANK employee, who cares, works hard etc.
1) I went for a computer loan....Did not get clear info from the bank
2) I decided to put an FD and take loan against it, nice idea.! ( I need this FD for some other purpose , that is why looking for a loan)
3) I told I would put the FD. Can I took a Loan on that and please provide me details of interests others?? (Their faces become more unpleasant and gaze like looking like an enemy, burglar, criminal and replied ’’First you come with your money that time I will tell, no time now to calculate interest, Computer not working, does not have option, I HAVE TO DO IT MANUALLY!!!!!!!’’.
4) I stared the FD. (Mistakes in FD receipt). I asked for correction (biggest mistake I have done - ASKING FOR CORRECTION - Who are you to correct us????, I have done the same mistake of asking for correction at the time of starting my Savings bank account).
5) Again, now I come with the money and stared FD, Can I get the Loan infor.........?????
6) They replied ’’ Why do want a loan?’’’’ Why can’t you take this Money and buy the Computer’’????
7) I stepped out.
Oh God, Again I need to go to this bank to get my ATM card (applied months back)or atleast to close the accounts.