Giving a gift is a wonderful feeling isn’t it? The loooooooooooong thought process of thinking what the person would like;* how they would react to the gift, what they will say to you etc etc, can’t wait to see the reaction on their face!*
Ok I see a few heads nodding and a few people saying…what the hell are you talking about? *(These are the same people who just love to receive gifts). But I am not going to dwell into the nuances of the joys of gift giving.*
On the other hand I am for the benefit of the whole **WOMANKIND**, talk about kinds of gifts that you can give to your Boyfriend. **(I am not talking about a BOY who just happens to be your FRIEND; I am talking about the LOVE or at least the LUST kind!)**
Well as we all know, not all boyfriends are alike! They come in all shapes and sizes short, not so short, almost tall, tall, thin, fat etc, you get my point. And therefore we can make differentiations based on the above criteria. But then this topic will become Boring!
So LADIES *(guys you can read it too…this review may actually tell the status of your relationship.!)*** [Sorry girls somebody has to clue them in!]** I have decided to take this topic in a whole new direction….I am going to classify based on
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1) Gifts to give - when you WANT a boy to become your BOYFRIEND
2) Gifts to give - you actually LIKE/ LOVE your CURRENT boyfriend
3) Gifts to give - when you want your CURRENT boyfriend to become you EX_BOYFRIEND **
*And therefore the Topic!(Have to always justify that!)*
**For the LOVE TO BE!**
This is the guy that you have been drooling on now for hours, days, months, years whatever **(depends on your attention span!.mine is like days…but if your is like years, you need serious HELP!)**.Anyways, this is the guy that you wish would come up to you and ask you out on a date, in short the cutest and sweetest guy **RIGHT NOW***(remember preferences change!)*
**COOKIES** – I mean the home baked types. Well the ideal way to be baking the cookies yourself. Now that definitely does not mean that you have to make the dough and do all the*(unnecessary)* work. All you have to do**(you smart woman you)** is go to the store and but one of those frozen cookie dough’ and just pop into the oven, or even better find someone who makes cookies and just pay them to make a special batch for you. Hehehehehe!
**THEY SAY, THE WAY TO A MAN’S HEART IS THROUGH HIS STOMACH, WELL WE ARE JUST TAKING THE SHORT CUT THROUGH HIS SWEET TOOTH!**
**A CD OF HIS/YOUR FAVORITE SONGS** – Find out what kind of music he likes, and try to compile a CD of the same. Ideally you should also include your kind of music, this serves two purposes. One you are giving him a great hint about what you like, hopefully he will get a clue, and likes your kind of music too and second most importantly, by introducing him to your kind of music, you are making him a more **REFINED HUMAN BEING** hahahahaha.
***TIP: The whole idea behind the gifts is, so that he start to think about you, and know that you like him. Because down the line, it is him that needs to step up and ask you out!***
**For the CURRENT b/f!**
Now this is the guy that, you currently like/ love. You know that he knows that you are the light in his life, his dream girl, better than the best etc etc *(hehehe its all about empowering ourselves! **Women Power!**)*. Well for someone who likes you so much, I think it is justified to pick out things with a lot more thought put into them.
Now the cookies and the CD ideas will work for him too, but here are some other things that you may try **.(I can be really sweet when I want to! LOL)
TICKETS** - Now these can mean anything, like, tickets to a total man movie that he wants to see with his friends, tickets to a sporting event that you may not really want to go to, but know he wants to. **.This way not only do you give him his space but you also show him that you care about him**, so much so that, you will allow him to go and have fun, and not brood over it, but rather are happy for him.
**A WALLET/ DRESS SHIRT** – These are usual things that men receive, what matters, and makes your gift so special is not only the sentiment behind it, but also the way you deliver gift. **Become creative, surprise him, not only on special occasions but on a normal basis when he is least expecting it**.
**Apart form all the materialistic gifts that you can get him, the best gift that you so willingly give is the UNCONDITIONAL LOVE**. Be assured, that is by far the most priceless thing in the world and he knows that and appreciates it.
**(OK ENOUGH OF MUSHY STUFF…THAT IS EXHAUSTING…IT TIME TO GET BACK TO MY NORMAL MODE)**
**For the Soon-to-be-STALKER!**
**(yeah your just that good!)**
Well this is the guy that you have had enough of, and he has started to get on your nerves. All you can see is faults and no matter how much you try, this guy just does not want to improve…. and there is only so much that you can do! So here are something “gifts” **(I think of them as PLEASE GO AWAY bribes!)**, that will hopefully send him a clear message.
**DEODORANT/ MOUTHWASH** – You know the association with giving a DEO/Mouthwash right? Well if he knows it as well, then your job is done. Hopefully he is so insulted that he goes away. If not.a few days later maybe you can subtly remind him **“Honey, remember the Deo/ Mouthwash I gave you, well its really time you stared using it.Its getting really hard getting close to you”(MUHAHAHAHAHA)**
**CACTUS PLANT** – Well this is not a vengeful gift, but when you say “This is what our relationship feels like” maybe, just maybe he will get the Idea! **(Another Muhahahaha Moment)**
Another way to get the point across, is getting him all the things he hates. I will list a few things, the rest is upto you….I would suggest you defend your choice and suggest he better follow whatever you want him to do.
**A Baby Pink / Fluorescent Pink Shirt(or any color he hates)
A Little dog, like a poodle
A purple pant or any other outrageous color
Tickets for him and his friends for a Chick Flick etc etc…**
*For more ideas please refer to the movie How to lose a guy in 10 days!, *
Now, the whole idea is for HIM to think about breaking up with you.**YOU NEVER WANT TO TAKE THAT RESPONSIBILITY** …lolz
Well that’s all from my side, well if you do like the review, not only should you comment, but **SEND ME A GIFT…(and not like the ones suggested in the last part of my review!) **