So you want to give a gift to your GF? Go on.its your funeral!
Let us now see why any BF will endanger his life by such a extra ordinary act.
Forgotten her Birthday / Your First kiss ’anniversary’ / Your First meeting ’anniversary’ / Your Movie ’anniversary’ etc etc etc
She has seen you with some other girl(?)
You have upset her by
a. Shouting at her / Talking ’rudely’ / Or merely Looking at her’like that’.:)
b. Told her she is wrong
c. Called her’plump’ / put on weight / or anything that remotely calls her’fat’(Are you nuts?!)
So you feel that giving her a nice expensive gift will mend matters? Ha Ha! Good Joke.
So what will you give her? Let us see what are the options and your best bets.?
Chocolates: Are you nuts?! First you call her’fat’ and now you give her food? Are you trying to say that she is a foody? And God forbid, if she gains a Kilo - you are dead.
A Evening dress / Jeans / T Shirt: Well, you must be hell bent on suicide today! Unless you are 1000% sure about her size, fit, choice, latest hip size - do not take the risk!
So what can happen?
Too Big: "Oh Damn! Do you really think I am that fat?"
Too Small: "Oh my God! You were right. I am fat like a cow!"
- A sexy night dress / undergarments / nighty - You get my drift.;): Well that tops it all. 2 ways that you can be hacked to death here.
a. You get the Right Size, Colour, Shade, Type: "**Fat Chance** - Do you know Girls have innumerable shades of colour in their head - Example’Magenta’/’Lily’ etc etc? Unlike guys, who recognize "red, green, blue, black, white"?
She may say "Oh, Thanks. But you have only one thing in mind. Sigh!")
b. You get the wrong Size:
"Too Big: "Oh Damn! Do you really think I am that fat?"
"Too Small: "Oh my God! You were right. I am fat like a cow!"
Perfume: "So you think that I Stink.?!"
Diamond set/Gold set: Well, Here is the only scenario where you have no risk! But, are you really willing to spend THAT much?:):)