Well thats exactly what you feel like saying when it comes to choosing gifts for your girlfriend(read: the title).
So day after tommorow is Valentine’s Day(as if you did’nt know!) and here you are deciding what to buy for her? *
so without doing too much *bheja fry * lets get down to the topic as youre look like the one who’s already pissed off deciding what to for the D-Day(read: Doom’s day)
~ Option 1 ~
Good’Ol Chocolates Does your girl friend have a sweet tooth?
If the answer is yes then trust me there’s nothing more better to gift her than a box of Ferrero Rocher’s Saala they are everyone’s favourite arent they?
- Buy a 600 buck heart shaped box of Ferrero if you want her to land a quick kiss on your face . trust me she’s gonna say that age old dialouge; Oh. how romanteeec! you knw I just love chocolates(even if she’s diabetic!)
Bottom Line : Chocolates(preferably heart shaped) are the age old formula to gift your gal! trust me this one never fails(so rush to the nearest pan wala! trust me even they have started keeping ferrero’s)
~Option 2 ~
Music Well it looks unconventional but trust me for this one.gurlz just love romantic songs and wat better than a Cd complete with i just called to say I love you and wonderful tonight
Well it wont make a whole in your pocket too. Well go to your nearest archies shop and youll see plenty of such cds which are purr.fect for Valentine’s Day~
sounds unconventional and yes you can scream its different im not talking about maggi sauces
~ Option 3~
Jewellery~ Coz’ Diamonds are a woman’s best friends
Yeah. baby this will burn a whole in your pocket but as long as you can afford it who cares.
Well you can check out some Oysterbay stuff(no I dont work at oysterbay) .
this can cost you any where between half a grand to somewhere near 5000. so be smart and choose the thing.
diamonds are the first preference(even if its american diamonds) but gold will also do.
give here a platinum ring and she’s wont even think about leaving you
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Now this was for the stereotypes . but what follows is for the die~hard romantics and for the not so stereotypes
- Go for a long walk . hold her hand and say’I Love You’ . it wont cost a thing but will work much more than the gifts . if gifts impress your girlfriend than your affection . trust me its not gonna go long.
2. This is for the ones who want to propose. I dont remember where I read it . give her a big box in which theres another box and in that one thees another one(let it go on.) the last boxshould have a tennis ball. with a note saying * the ball is in your court now
- Make a cake . even if it tastes rot . the sweetness of love shall do the thing.
4.Leave hints at her house. . finally leading to the main gift.
- This is my funda. just go to her and say this Jaan. I wanted to give you something very beautiful and expensive this Valentine’s Day. today I give this rose coz its the most beautiful thing I found and as far as the most expensive goes. I found diamonds but could not afford them . but then found something even more precious. I found a heart . I prayed to god to help me buy it . he replied’Fool . you have a heart inside the shirt your wearing so today I give you my heart. give her a kiss near the lips ** and tell me what happened next.
~ Words of Wisdom
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In love every day is a valentine’s day
and still if you are not satisfied with these ideas remember the devils formula for girls
* Girl= Time x Money(investment of time and money)
And since money is equal to time
therefore: Girl= Money x Money
Girl=(Money)2
and since money is the root of all problems therefore
Girl=(Root over Problems)2
Girl=Problems*
* so all you romeos and juliets read it huh.
do comment whether you liked it or not and the devil will bless you *