***A few Openers to begin with -***
~ Michael *after* Jack’s son.
~ The left parties hailed the decision as the one in right left direction .
~ Maharastra govt’s new policy aimed at promoting tourism in the state -*Around the underworld in 90 days*.
~ Men are from Mars, women are from Venus and *In-laws ofcourse are Out-laws*.
~ *Saath khayen-*Gay, *piyen-*Gay, *nachen-*Gay *(Courtesy KHNH)*.
~ The give & take rule - * you will give, I will take*.
~ Egypt – The only country where even Daddy was *Mummy*.
Just one review on such an important topic! 100 odd reviews on MPKDH & just one on Openers? We should be ashamed of ourselves . Heart-breaking. *Oops I did it again * .i mean exaggeration and not what Britney and Madonna aunty did *waise* I don’t know what they actually did but I’m sure they might have done something weird enough to frighten the *Augeleria-n* horses.
Let’s get started . Openers are an integral part of our lives and you realize its importance only when you don’t have one. Now without wasting any further time I’m going to list a few known ones - *Shewag, Aakash Chopra, Nikhil Chopra and over and above all Prem Chopra*. They ask - *Can Openers* do it for India? …I say – yes they can!.
I got into an animated conversation with my *late-latif* gf(** no relation whatsoever with ex Pakistani captain Rashid latif) on the same topic . Ofcourse we were not talking about the same *openers*. Now I’m getting a bit nostalgic, please bear with me for a few seconds . We first meet at a Nokia outlet .(*Nokia – connecting people…how true.) Usne No-kia maine doosre ko propose kiya * as simple as that . Excerpts –
**Me:** Flowers all around! Did you die lady? No one told me . You still look so natural .
**She:** Well, we have a big problem here, party’s on and we don’t have any openers.
**Me:** Ofcourse, it was a rare feat, so there’s nothing wrong with partying. But we need reliable openers . It’s a matter of national concern . I love my India .*Haq se maango*(** Please note – not Inzamam-ul-haq) God give us openers!
**She:** My birth-day comes once every year so I don’t know whether it’s a rare feat and what national concern man! we have a few openers but they don’t seem to be working .all are *Bekaar* I guess.I just need an opener or tell me can we do without one?
**Me:** Without openers! you gotta be joking . Look, its not like trying various permutation and combinations .Give them more than a few chances, let them settle down & then se whether they are able to perform .
And anyway I don’t think they are *bekaar*, they all have their own Cars.
**She:** Then what should I do?
**Me:** Hire a specialized coach . We have all sorts of coaches, batting coach, bowling coach, sledging coach, coach potato coach . You know *Coach coach hota hai* he will teach you the finer aspects of opening .
**She:** It’s embarrassing, people are leaving .
**Me: ** Yeah, we have the tail-enders but we can’t expect anything from the guys who have developed a strong penchant for *’tu chal main aaya’* theory .
**She:** *jaane bhi do yaroon* . I think we should forget all this and be prepared for the next outing . May be there’s another party round the corner .
**Me:** Hope it’s not a political party! well, I’m keeping all of my 20 fingers crossed!
**Statutory warning:** *Expectations of finding any tips/relevant information in this review may result in disappointment, such noble souls are requested to avoid reading this review.*