The only way you would survive this movie is if you had survived a high speed car accident, with no seat belts on, leading to the frontal lobe(part of the brain responsible for most of our intelligence) of your brain being completely disintegrated.
But then did you survive that dismal incident just to get into another?(Wait. but if you were speeding without seat belts on in the first place, maybe you do deserve Dilwale.) Strange how any discussion related to Rohit Shetty implicitly involves cars!Hmm. I am digressing.
Ok! Now moving to other things in the movie. know what? There are no "other things" in the movie; a glittering Kajol, a sinusoidal relationship, Rohit Shetty and boring again - I have covered it all!