Dishoom has a powerful weapon - a tongue firmly in cheek.
Just before an indian -pakisthan cricket face-off in the middle east, top indian batsman viraj(saqib) is kidnapped. India’s extrenal affairs minister, sporting a big bindi, receives a vedio with a pakisthani kidnapper threatening to kill viraj.
Muttering’is news se dange ho surly, chain-smoking top -cop kabir(john), assisted by junaid(varun) . kabir and junaid find ishika(jacqueline), a hot chor, and several suspicious characters including cricket aficionado wgah and rock - faced rahul dev, paying altaf from(abudhin), a national of tigers and terrorists.