Okay. So this is moi first review or write up or article or whatever you call it. Just read it okay and we will be fine. If you talk too much I might have to rough you up or something and believe me I don’t like that one bit and you wont like it one bit also!
Okay this is one for the party kind of people. So you go to a pub or a disc or a hangout whatever you folks call it. What you people do not realize that a pub or a disc or “whatever you folks call it” is a nice place to check out all the freaks and weirdos that nature has to offer us. You just got to have the “eye” for such things. And well I do and I feel it is my duty for me to enlighten thee pour souls about these weird and incredible species that one can notice at these places.
At first you have these 17-19 year old teenagers. You know they are like “I’ve got a cell phone” type kinda people. This mainly comprises of the male species. Just plain showoffs. Then you have these people who are with their girlfriends and are like “I-have a-girlfriend” type, “hey-my-girlfriend-drinks-and-smokes-type”. These guys are a complete pain in the proverbial behind. Then you also have “Cant-keep-my-hands-to-myself” type people who just can’t seem to keep their hands off the gf. I know your girlfriend is cute man but atleast use a hotel room or a car if you’re a cheapo. Then you have this “I-am-alone-I-look-cool” type. What kind of a person would go to a hangout alone? It defeats the whole purpose man. I really pity these kinds of people. They might be having a social life which is non-exsistent. Then you have the “Look-at-me-I-am-having-fun”. This species usually hangs out in a group and laugh out loud and have drinking contests to attract the female of the species. “Hey, look at me, look at me, I am having so much fun”.
Then you have the female of the species. “The Female of the Species is deadlier than the Male”. Totally irrelevant line but looks nice. Gives this otherwise worthless write-up some value. Anyways the first type is the “I-have-to-act-unapproachable”. This kind can really get to your nerves. Even in you just ask their names they react in a manner as if you asked them “How much do you charge?” . Not at all worth the embarrassment and not to mention the loss of self respect later. Then you have the “hey-look-I-am-a-slut” type. This species tends to dress in tight fitting clothes which would have taken them 3 hours and a lot of acrobatics to get into. They stare at you in such a way that you think of yourself as Brad Pitt when you are actually a leading contender for the Mr. Ugly Contest. Avoid these at all costs. Then of course you have the “Oh-what-I-am-supposed-to-do-here” type. These are the proverbial fish out of water. These can be rarely seen in discs and pubs. They come in a salwar(OMIGAWD) to a disc and are so out of place. If anything, I pity these kinds of people.
So how many of you have noticed these kind of people or God Forbid, How many of you are among these people!