Mike Moore must be insane to have written this book, ’’Dude, Where’s My Country’’. Even a child will know to dispute what he has carped in the book. Yes I read the book and here is what I thought of it.
PFFHHHTTTT.
Chapter 1.
OBL was working under the auspices of the Taliban when he planned the 9/11 attacks. Why is the fat man ranting about Afghanistan not being the target but one person being the target? Why shudnt a country and its citizens be attacked on the basis of its government’s and one man’s mistakes ? It is 100 % correct to kill 7000 Afghanis who are completely unconnected to the 9/11 attacks in air raids. It is also correct to let go 20 family members of the VERY man who masterminded the attacks without even bothering to question them.
Chapter 2.
So what if a politician lies about documents he is supposed to have seen ? So what if he makes a decision to send 20000 US troops to a country to settle something he does not have proof for? Isnt it enough for me if he continues reassuring me that Saddam is evil and Saddam AND OBL caused the 9/11 attacks and IRAQ has nuclear weapons and entire Iraq is to blame for it?
And what wrong is he doing ? He is warring to preserve our way of life in another country... To teach Iraqis the way we live. He is bombing a country ruled by an evil government that oppresses people and makes women wear veils over their heads. So what if the charges against the country can never be proved? Arent we giving freedom to the people after completely destroying what they had built for over 1000 years ? After all this they do not even eat the beans that we throw down to them from the air. INGRATES !!!
Chapter 3
Do you remember those people whom we allowed to leave our country (mentioned in the first chapter)? They are actually from a country that is significant to us in 2 ways. They provided 9 of the 11 suicide bombers and secondly they made some of the richest people in America even richer with their oil money. Arent we proud about that? How can we take to task another counry that is multiplying the bank account of our leader? How can he live on just the pittance that he earns ? Doesnt he need more to be worthy of our leader? After all he is capitalist leader of our capitalist country !!
Chapter 4
Can you blame our leader for scaring us to death during the months after 9/11 with endless stories of impending disaster and playing with our minds to distract us from questioning what is going on in Washington ? How can he be blamed for that when all he wanted to do was make a quick buck internationally while we were busy arming ourselves with gas masks and parachutes to jump off buildings if they were being rammed by airplanes?
Chapter 5
What is this man saying ? does he really want us to set other countries right ? Does he really think we have such good intentions? This guy seems to be carping on and on about completing what we started in outher countries !!! Why on earth should we bother with that ? isnt it their responsibility ? Ours is just to break the government to further our polical gains in that place and fatten the wallet of those who plan it. After that we should just beat it and let that country go to the dogs. Why should we bother? Giving the third world countries some water !!! Gimme a break !!!
Chapter 6
God will bless America. God always does. For Him America is special. We deserve it. No-one else does. God will bless the POTUS. Lord GOD is on his side. Our POTUS is a direct messnger of our LORD GOD JESUS. No-one else is. If we are ruled by him we will be safe from other terrorist attacks. Rich people will become richer and poor people poorer. Third world countries will be continuously bombed for their riches. For their OIL. People there are damned. Why not ? We are correct and the LORD GOD JESUS is with us, isnt he? It is incorrect to question the Lord and His messenger from heaven... THE PoTUS. Mike Moore you are a BLASPHEMER !!!!!
Chapter 7
Whats all with this statistics and numbers !!! What is he saying about corporations making money of our life insurance? How can the companies make more money than us on the event of our death? Does he say Bush is responsible for such an irresponsible law being passed? Is he sane ? Duh!!! I dont understand these numbers... give me a burger with freedom fries (I HATE THE FRENCH. THEY STINK) ... I want to watch CNN to hear more about the camel $@$@er in Afghanistan. Has he been caught ? I think we will have to vote for Yosemite Bush one more term. He needs the time to catch OBL.
Chapter 8.
LORD GOD JESUS CHRIST !!
Here he goes again with his numbers... doesnt he know that we hate numbers? Now what is he saying. Ok... so bigger earners save bigger on their taxes. Correct. obviously they have bigger incomes so they have to save on the taxes. People with smaller incomes save NOTHING on their taxes ? Hmm.. correct again... well they dont pay much in terms of taxes and they never contribute to the election fund... They should atleast pay their taxes to fund the government. The bigger players anyway give it directly to our king’s coiffers. He will take care of us. Capitalism is all about the rich getting richer isnt it ?
Chapter 9
I GIVE UP!!! Whats with this guys and numbers ? I cannot understand zilch of what he is saying... So what if most of America is liberal? So what if the majority here are pro-choice and Bush stands for anti-choice ? So what if the policies of the people conflict with that of the government ? Nobody is going to bomb us anyway like we did in Afghanistan. 9/11 has been avenged for thanks LORD GOD JESUS and His messenger the POTUS. Why should we care ?
Chapter 10
.... .... .... More crap about pro choice, us being liberal, Bush being evil and wanting to ONLY fatten his purse. Does Moore think we are going to fall for his ploy ? Does he think we are stupid? Does he think we dont know anything? We watch CNN everyday dont we? We know what to believe and what not to believe. So go $^%$ yourself fatman....
11.. 12.. any more ??? I have m finger inside my ear and La La La La Laaaaaaaaaaaaa.. I hear nothing.
BOOK REVIEW:
Well well well.. I have to say I had the time of my life reading through this book. Dont get me wrong !!! what was mentioned above arent my thoughts... Probably these are the thoughts coursing through the average American when he reads this book. Otherwise I will not be able to understand why Bush came in for a second term after such a lot that has been written about him.
This book goes into every aspect of corruption in America and tries to explain to some extent what needs to be done in terms of changes in foreign policy and general adminstration within the USA.
It also explains to the non-American about things that can go wrong with inept leadership in even a country like America. You would have a million questions after reading this book.... some of which are listed below. You would also marvel at how dumb the average American is and if you are me, take a small bit of pleasure from that fact. :).
Please read more of my rants in the comments section. Forgive me for the length but it was an exceptionally long train journey.