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You can have a really rally really really big tapeworm-infested cowdung of an experience at this restaurant. The service is bad, the hygiene is bad, the food is bad and the ambience is bad.
When I ordered Butter Chicken with naan and chutney to go, they flatly refused. They said that they don’t prepare butter chicken and naan, and they don’t prepare orders ’’to go’’.
All right, so I sat on a table, took the menu card and asked for some continental preparation whose name I couldn’t pronounce.
One hour later, he got me something that looked like a dead cow’s twisted ear. I ate it with great hesitation and felt like throwing up. When I finally threw up, they asked me to clean it myself. I complained and they said that they didn’t care.
So I went to another table, and asked for some egg-curry. The music playing near the table was awful. It sounded like Fester Adams running his teeth across the chalkboard while burping into a bass saxophone.
The smell inside was like a thousand pigs having eaten lots of vadaa-pav with muli ka parantha to top it.
When I tried to lighten up the mood in there, they threw me out.
All I did was take my clothes off and shake my belly on the table!!!!
You should’ve seen me gyrate.
I came back with a fake moustache so that they wouldn’t recognise me. I ordered masala dosa with sambhar. He came back with something that looked like Rambo’s used toilet paper with some pancreatic juices alongside.
I hesitantly took that too and ate it. The taste was somewhat similar to what I described above, not that I’ve eaten that, but yeah, I guess that would taste quite similar to what they served me.
I asked for some saunf and they gave me dyed dandruff. Toothpick is substituted by fingernail clippings and the fingerbowl consists of previously mouth-rinsed water with concentrated aftershave in it.
I got up and gave them my debit card and they refused to accept it. I filed a lawsuit against the entire management and they tried to settle things by giving me a year-long supply of Rambo’s toilet paper!
To tell you the truth, even those grinder-crushed bugs, slugs and worms on Fear Factor taste better than what they serve here.
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