For purely personal reasons I’ve started to take a liking for David Dhawan movies, Dada Kondke Movies!
Let me go ahead and expose those purely personal reasons to you. Ummm. I really like to be personal . Me a newly crowned star writer following the practice of other star writers. Let me get personal!(Abe ab kitna baar dhol pitega star writer bananeka?)
* 1. It brings out dirty mind resting in me in public!(Aaaouuu . As says Shakti Kapoor) Its called washing dirty linen in public. My huggies are made up of pure cotton although!
It enhances my creative side! Dunno, whats my creative side! But yes, thinking of multiple meanings of a sentence, situation have enhanced my both sides without implants!(Arrggghh. enough of implants! Ms. Anderson is off them.so is me now!)
People love’em: Laughathons!
It allows me to slap humour on people faces . It brings out dumb side of mine in focus again that thinks people like my silly jokes! How dumb! But this is my style and I’m going to write this way only! *
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Five Hindi Songs I Would Sing for my Beloved
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i. Tayyab Ali Pyar ka Dushman! Hay hay! Let me tell my beloved that Tayyab Ali is not her father! How could I Do that when I know she the only daughter of a millionaire father!
Love, Tayyab Ali is representative of all the Dushman jamana that hates loverbirds like us! When they cuddleup with their beloved in bushes, its love! But when I do it, its ill-effects of satellite television invading Indian culture!
I request all of the MS readers to get up and say’Hay Hay’ condemning that double mouthed dushman zamana! Hail Love!
ii. Bas yahi apradh me har baar karta hoon! . I received a number of dirty M2M after I wrote in one of my earlier Reviews’If u think I’m the worst writer and u r male.Let me kiss u since I’m gay’! I never thought of receiving such an overhelming response for my conditional sexual statement.
Guys(Gals please excuse!).let me celebrate your proposals by completing the uncomplete line above.
- Bas yahi apradh mein har baar karta hoon. Aadmi hoon aadmi se pyar karta hoon
iii . Angana ne baaba, phuhare pe maan! Kaise aaon gori hum tohre ghar ma?
Aye jee! Hum us des ke wassi hein, Jis desh me Raam jee paida hue the! How dare I cross the limits given by the traditional Indian society. I’m a firm believer in Maryada-Purushottam! Pre-marital sex durki bata he. I dont watch Ekta’s serials.
I dont even read Review’s on her serials too!
Gori, How could I come in your home when ur dad is in the aangan of ur home and ur mom is there too! But tell me when they are gone, I would like to have some pelvic thrusted dance with u gori.
I’m waiting for u gori to say’Khet gaye baba, bazar gayi maan! Akeli hoon gharma, tu aaja balma’!
David Dhawan Zindabad!
iv. Mein tere pyar me kya kya na bana dilbar? Jane-jigar jane-man! I’m madly deeply truly in your love. Yeah. Me sounding like a loverbird. I’m in love. And yes. I can do anything for my love.my beloved.I’m a purist atleast for one song in my review!
Sincerely, when ur dad was out to khet and mom was out to bazaar, I did so many tricks to get into your home.
Love is a funny thing! Darling, the moment I seen this topic of’Five Hindi Songs that I would sing for my beloved’, I wanted to write this review for you. But I’m not the one who let the flood get over me. So I waited till the flood recede and me have some fresh breath.
The moment it receded, I penned something for y and now I’m at the stage where I’m on the verge of writing fifth song for you. But somehow I’ve a habit of speaking truth in the end . This song will speak my true feelings for you and I promise not to return.
No! I’m not Arnold Schwezeneggar in Terminator 2 to say’I’m back’!
iv. Muttu kudi kawwadi hada, amma muttu kudi kawwadi hada! Ayyo, pyar me jo na karna tha, wohi muze karna pada!
Although, I’m not a grown kid(I still use huggies, see up), you are a grown up kid and will understand my feelings for you and for this funny thing called Love.
Me singing this song for you.( 20% extra . Pach me chata song free)
Tere dunia se hoke majboor chala, mein bahot door, bahot door, bahor door chala.
Aati kya?