[This review is not one on ‘5 most Humourous reviews on MS.’ Instead its on ‘5 Best Reviews on MS’. MS has currently disabled the WRITE function on the latter topic….so I’m posting it here….or maybe I’ll just say….I consider these 5 reviews to be Humorous….which is ofcourse not quite true.
Anyways….just saw this in the Review Requested Section “5 best reviews on Mouthshut” Infact……I’m gonna write about 48 best reviews on Mouthshut. If you wanna check out those 48 Best reviews on Mouthshut……Just go to the profile page of ‘G-raptor’ and click on ‘Read all Reviews’…….thats 48 of the best reviews on MS you’ll ever get to see….heh heh heh……allright allright……no more ‘True Lies’….lemme get right down to this one
This review is in not exactly a review on “5 best reviews on Mouthshut”. Infact it is more of a review on “5 OF MY FAVOURITE REVIEWS on Mouthshut”. Also the order I’m placing the reviews under is random.so no scavenging for patterns there….okk.
And I’m gonna be the first one to comment upon my reviews(hopefully) where I’ll put a link of each of these 5 reviews ….no use putting them on this page I guess……you cant copy paste from here
No.1(numerically.)- There’s this review about the Opel Corsa 1.4 Comfort Edition authored by ‘nani.technology’…….Its simply put……one of the most comprehensive, absolute, purrfect, and decimative reviews I’ve ever read. The reviewer in this review….has absolutely thrashed every other car in the Opel’s segment…….but on completely valid and factual data.
Never has he resorted to statements without having something to fall-back upon……or has even incorporated his personal bias into the review……If you’ll just look at the comments section of this review….you’ll notice I have actually typed….”I’m literally clapping my hands like a small child”……and I sure was. Such was the effect of his purposeful intent with which he gave those other cars something to think about, while at the same time accepting the flaws of the Opel gracefully. That according to me…………. is an ATTAMBLE(Attacking+ Humble / 2) attitude which I really doubt many people have.
Then there’s this review by Jrangoon….on the Timex “Orgy” commercial…….For the people who haven’t seen the commercial yet….or should I say….havent ‘heard’ the commercial yet……Its that Ad…Yessssss……….THAT Ad where the girls in a college classroom start goin “Yesss Sir….Yesssss…….Yesssssss and so on raised to the power of n….or in this case raised to the power of O.” while their attendance is being taken. Well….that review has been one of my favourites for quite a some time now….infact….i mailed some of my friends a link to that review….and they were all yappin about it the next day. Getting back though….Juzer’s done an amazing job of setting ‘fire’ to that commercial. The way he’s ended every statement of his with a wise-crack or a “yessssy” variant makes you laugh till your teeth start chattering so much that they start to break and fall off. And when your teeth are finally all gone, Good ol’ Juzer will probably ask you……”How many you have”….heh heh
The third review I really liked is about the Hyundai Santro by this person whose ID is ‘ak51’. If you’ll go to his profile page, you’ll notice that he has only written one review….and that’s the one I gonna talk about(obviously……huh….duhhhh….) But here, the simple fact of the matter is that….this person….a Mr.Ashok if I recall correctly……He got stuck in the recent Bombay floods. He vividly narrates his story of how his Santro slided, swam, slammed and drove past the muddy and slimy ‘Bombay Swimming Pool’ and all this…. while other cars like the WagonR and the Palio etc which fall in the same segment had their ECU’s shorted out due to the water but the Santro’s onboard Electronics simply refused to fail and carried him home to safety.
The actual sequence of events and the way he’s narrated the whole incident is such a wonderful read that for one moment, I had the impression that I was actually in the car with him……. He’s never written a review after that, which only confirms that all he wanted was to inform as many people as possible, what a wonderful little machine the Santro is and how it averted a great personal tragedy and carried him home, while the bigger and more expensive cars had ditched their owners. Read this one guys……its one of the very best….a pity….he never wrote a review again
Hmm.….moving on…… to one of the most touching reviews I’ve read here……Its by Rajeev aka psyxx……or psyxx aka Rajeev……take your pick. The review actually by MS categorization is a review on “Choosing gifts for your sister”, but after you’ve actually gone through the review, you’d be of the opinion that psyxx……….himself……. is the best gift his sister or should I say any sister can get. I don’t think there will be anybody reading This review, who has not read that one by Psyxx….In case there is somebody like that….i suggest you stop reading this any further and check that one out first….
(Come back Man!.That wasn’t to be taken literally….And anyways….I’m almost done here………one more to go)
The last one is quite recent….Its by Sujaij(iamsujaij……I’m not….he is!), Its about the Tata Safari Dicor Commercial that’s being shown on T.V. Sujaij is a student of automobile engineering, and if you just go through this review of his, you’ll see a “junior-Dilip Chabbaria” evolving fast. He’s analysed the ad, from every possible angle….and also while describing the Pro’s and Con’s of the whole Ad, he has simplified and analysed every single shot of the Safari according to not only its merits, but also its visual appeal. His personal ratings for every shot, vivid details and technical-analysis make this review a wonderful read. If you HAVE watched this commercial….i’d strongly suggest you go ahead and read this review of his….and if you haven’t….well….still go right ahead and read it…coz…I’m sure….you’ll be able to see the Commercial right in front of your eyes after you’re done with it.
thats it from me.hopefully i’ll be the first to comment on my review….where I’m pasting down the URL’s of these 5 reviews……Do Comment on this and Also on the new pic of mine….and whether you could identify which one is me………….and who looks better of the two.