That’s perhaps the cheesiest title I’ve ever given to a review.
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Someone told me that the old crowd would start writing again if I took the first initiative. I hope that’s true. Or I’m going to come back, edit this review to make it sound like the dictionary of curses tore itself and the shreds stuck themselves on the Bhagwat Gita and have this deleted.
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I mean it.
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The "Five Most Interesting IDs" is perhaps the lamest topic I could have chosen. I was requested an encore with "Five Worst Reviewers" but I politely declined that because I don’t know too many people here any longer.(Something gives me the feeling I’m glad). The only reason I did come back was in fact to set the record straight- Whoever thinks that I’m the same as the King of Snakes(or any such ridiculous self-assigned sobriquet) is an utter moron and I bless him three successive generations of ridiculous fools after him. I know I’m a clown, but albeit one with a sense of class. Don’t insult me like that again.
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Newsflash: Flyingelephant is my most valuable informant.
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And his is also the fifth most interesting ID in my list of five. Just imagine. I’m just surfing this website to catch up on latest developments. And I see this review of the day(I forget what it was on), which is written by the Flying Elephant. Now here’s why its funny.
First of all, elephants have wings that flap parellel to their bodies. So they can’t fly with those, unless they develop a way of twisting their ears. And second of all, "writing" is possible only for species with opposable thumbs! I mean Sanjoy out there is perhaps a genetics experiment gone hillariously wrong!
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There was a time when I found Afrank an interesting ID but that was until I got introduced to Akisha. Honestly, I thought she wanted to call herself "Kashish" or something(at least its a word in a language I frick’n know!) and got it all wrong while typing.(I told you, Sonika, you should look at the keyboard while typing!). Then I asked her about the ID and it turns out its a Japanese character who saves the world or holds the world or waters the world with an intergalactic hosepipe or something. I mean, I don’t know. Slits for eyes is all I get.
But not you Sonika, you have proper eyes.
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I can’t really name Nikamma1112 as in interesting ID because that’s perhaps just sheer honesty. If its the best policy then I don’t want to be the one caught laughing at it.
(Did anybody get the joke?)
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Have you heard of rustic? Check his ID out. His first review was a sort of tribute to himself, that stinking narcissist. Anyway, the point is, his ID sort of beats Nikamma for honesty. I mean, how shamelessly self-depracating can you get?
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Zuludancing is a favorite among everyone that writes under this heading. I get these visions sometimes when I try to link the ID with the guy using it. Imagine Aditya wearing this tiger-skin banana hammock and dancing around a bonfire. Or with a long spear, chasing a wild boar. Or with a bicycle wheel dangling from his nose and a Nat-Geo photographer earning$ 50000 for capturing "cultural heritage in African hinterlands" for the rest of the world to see.
Aarrgghh! My imagination is wilder than I’d imagined!
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But perhaps the most interesting ID I ever came across was a writer not known very well. Her ID was jaded. Yeah, that was what it was. I mean, if I took a cue from that, I’d have so many multiple IDs. I mean, some days I’d be "screwed" and on others I’d be "floored" and "mauled" and "what-the-fu*k-just-happened" and stuff. I like adjective IDs you know?
Jaded. Screwed. Burried. Dead. Marooned. Royally_Fuc*ed.
Ah!
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Well, Sujata, Sonika, Rajeev, Munir, Keerti, and all those names of the "old crowd", I wrote a review. now will you please not break Mimi’s heart and write something?
Danke.