**I** sat on my Sofa and watched the various insects that roam free of cost in my house, they also eat free of cost, they even litter in tit bits so sanitation is no problem for them. The more observant I became more and more new species I discovered, A eye on the left got me a roach with lot of legs nicely getting comfy of my Nike 11 no. Jogging shoes, the eye on the right got me look at somewhat less known species, I gave up.
**T**he next step was to go on the net and look for the names of these; it’s a sin for me to remain ignorant of them. Hence thanks to Google and sites like *insects.org* I was a knowledgeable human insect myself. Then suddenly a Spider dangled itself from the top and bit me in the hand, the next instinct I turned on the TV and was watching some movie from Bollywood with a assumption of being bitten from a movie fanatic spider, hence the instinct got me to write on Free of Cost **kida makodas** of Bollywood.
**T**hey bug you with there acting stints, bug you with there mannerisms and yes all of that free of cost to them coz producers pay them and producers earn from us watching them.
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**Genus:**~Blattaria~
*Cockroaches*
The insects with wings and lot of legs remind me of actors who suddenly congregate the screen with many movies but result, just like a cockroach gets slammed under my chappal such actors are buried by the audience every time they jump in.
**Kishen Kumar**: He worked in some falana dhimkaa movies and posed like a greek god, GAWD my GAWD went the people looking at him, Those eyebrows of his looks like thick moustaches and those lips looked like swollen from birth, yet he acted free of cost on his bros’ money, result as cockroach gets smashed by my chappal, the audience killed his movies not watching it and hence the theatres showing his movies became a playing ground for bugs(there genus not researched by me).
*Do you need his Wallpaper*
**Genus:** Neuroptera
*Antlions and Lacewings*
The wings of such insects are made with an elaborate network of supporting veins and in Bollywood you had an actor who carried all the support to get a tag of*ring in a movie but result He Heh:-)
**Armaan Kohli**: Don’t tell me you didn’t watch movies like Qeher and Jaani Dushman, Armaan his dad named him and he shattered all his dad’s Armaan left and right, his movies had other well known actors like Sunny Deol, Sunil Shetty and and etc on wholesale basis just to give him support as a antilon needs support to fly, but as a antilon’s flight is short-lived so was Armaan’s, last time I saw him he got reincarnated as a snake and was moving on a black bike doing matrix type stunts and you know the movie had Sonu Nigam as his supporting lad.
**Genus:** Ephemeroptera
*Mayflies*
Mayflies have short-lived wings and on celluloid there existed an actor who did movies that did well to his fellow actresses.
**Kamal Sadanah**: Bekhudi and Rang, I don’t remember anything else, hehe even producers gave him *Sada Naah* to act further and eventually he vanished, Few said to my surprise that the boy had boy next door looks, In my dreams I would reciprocate, if this is the boy next door for a hero then one should leave at a haunted abandoned place.
**Genus:** Phasmida
*Walking Sticks*
They are elongated and have a twig like appearances mostly found in slums same goes with the next actor I am talking about.
**Shaavar Ali**: One term for him *Jhoppad Patti chaap*, he came from Bhopal to Mumbai and soon he elongated enough to get movies like Ab Bus and some more, long hairs looked more like a wig and then his acting stints made it clear that he even oxidized front benchers of there whistles. Go back!
**Genus:**Odonata
*Damselflies*
The odonatas posses extendable jaw and have long hairs on there tiny head they fly high and in a short stint combust, a so called appeared to be actor belonged here.
**Rahul Roy**: Before I could see him enact expressions with his eyes, I could only see those hairs of his and that too he would never shorten, did some talked about movies but then he looked fit for head and shoulders and All Clear commercials, for him an advice free of cost from me is to have that that *Junoon * look of half tiger half man, it suits him.
~ The review deliberately missed Himalaya(Hubby of Bhagyashree), just like there is less research on Epitomedara(Another Genus of insects)~
Extinction in insects is a necessity for the evolution procedure to go ahead and hence they went and graced us.
Cticize’s Quote: “Can’t tolerate them simply, any one else can be sufficed with”
***Rate** the insecticidal review and give me some **comments**, you know the one’s not commenting belong to the genus Hemiptera i.e. True Bugs. *
© Cticize 07, 2005
PS: Boy: What’s bugging you from me?
Girl: You.