Heya all,
let me just introduce myself to all ya guys since this is gonna be my first review, so id like to denote some facts about myself and my background b4 starting wit this one, I am a total movie buff and a great fan of movies which star joginder singh (!!! eveer heard of this guy.!????????) , yunuz parvez , birbal , manmohan, a k hangal ( you guys might be thinking who the hell they are.....but trust me ...........THEY ARE LEGENDS..of the INDIAN CINEMA.............) neways......i am sure the people who share the same vision about movies as I do might have got a clue about my movie likes and dislikes from the people I mentioned above , so none of that now..lets start with the reviews...we ll take into consideration only the 80s, 90s and 2000s for this one .............
Classified in order of position
1 Esha Deol ( THE WINNER.....NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT ONE).............
Whenever I see this gal, I feel like breaking my tv, plucking my hair and abusing everyone around me , my mental stability goes haywire whenever I see this WEIRD LOOKING person. I dont know whether its a creature in the form of a human or human in the form of a creature...trust me even my dad starts shouting to switch channels on seeing her... .. and I really dont nkow why do producers cast her in her movies , .......the moement she is casted, the movie is sure to be a super flop, ....damn it guys........please try and understand the trauma I am going through at this moment even while writing so many lines about her........she definitely has to have a DNA testfor sure.........
2 Surekha Sikri ( NOT A LEAD ACTRESS...BUT A SUPPORTING ONE ...)
For those who are wondering who this tremor is ..........shes the pan chewing begum (amma) in the alpenliebe ad who appears in a lot of movies too as some supporting actress...she’s appeared in movies like sarfarosh, ...zubeidaa.. and tries t be an INTELLIGENT actress ...crap............i still remember the days when she started her career with ....i think BANEGI APNI BAAT .. on zee tv and used to scare the hell outof me at dinner time ........why did she have to inflict this horror on us at such a later stage of her career.......i aint writing any more about this one..
Zohra Sehgal ( ANOTHER HALL OF FAMER IN THE HORROR SECTION)
i nkow shes quite old and has fought some hard battles in life and stuff..but who cares anyway........for most of youwho dont know her.........shes the old granny that appears in lots a movies nowadays...for eg ...shes the AAYA cum NANI..cum..whatever..in VEER-ZAARA whose (ASTHIYAN ARE GOING TO BE BAHAOED in GANGA.(or was it JAMUNA ?? )...... by preity zinta... .yaaaaaaa now u guys remember whom I am talking about ..if u wanna see a true horror flick of her..then see the one in which she becomes GOVINDAS old DADI... I curse myself for not remmebering the name of da movie....but make sure you create your will before seeign that movie...for more clues ..shes the oldie in that glass ad with shoaib akhtar...it was difficult to judge who looked more scary....
ShantiPriya( or is she Bhanupriya).... ( I didnt really see a difference between ne of these..........)
Why on earth did this lady even think of entering bollywood from south, , , , , , , I remember seeing her in a Mithunda movie called Meherban.........i strongly feel that Kader Khan and Sadashiv Amrapurkar who also starred in the movie looked 100 times more decent and better than her ( although Kadar khan played a beggar in the movie !!! ... and sadashiv ....a baddie).............trust me, ....she ll defy all logic of beauty in this movie especially ...........and is one of the original Thigh Thunders and Bum Shakers from the south of the late eighties and 90s ....
Soha Ali Khan
How can a person like this be a lead in Bollywood.......if not for saif , sharmila or pataudi sr., she would have been one of the extras doing thumkas and jhatkas in B grade movies, its sheer atrocities to watch people like her getting the leads in the movies........i realy am too disinterested in her to write a more than what I have already written.........forget it soha..........time to pack ur bags even b4 u unpack them and leave bollywood for ever.........