Last evening, tired of hectic schedules, after updating https://hell.com & https://yamraaj.com and completing day-to-day operations I (the king of hell) and Chitragupt (minister) had a conversation.
CHITRAGUPT : O Lord these days you look quite happy.
YAMRAAJ : Yes Chitragupt, I have found a place where I can open my mouth.
CHITRAGUPT (excited) : O Lord, what are you saying, which is the place? I too would like to go to that place because these days I can’t speak even while sleeping.
YAMRAAJ : Its https://mouthshut.com.
CHITRAGUPT : What is this https://mouthshut.com ?
YAMRAAJ : Its a website where everyone can express their views and it includes even angels and devils. Its not a site for professional writers but its the site for persons who have never dreamt of trying their hand on writing.
CHITRAGUPT : hhhmmm......
YAMRAAJ : It looks like as if a beautiful sweet sixteen girl is starring at me. Pure beauty nothing artificial.
CHITRAGUPT : ssssshhhhh................, O Lord keep your voice low otherwise if the queen would hear she would kill you.
YAMRAAJ : Chitragupt, do you know that the site is very systematically arranged and one can access the site in flash of seconds. You should learn from these people how to arrange things systematically .
CHITRAGUPT (envious face) : Okay Okay O Lord; tell me more about it.
YAMRAAJ : One can express his views on any damn topic, whether its sports or travelling, economics or entertainment and if one doesn’t find a category for expressing his view he can suggest that category to the management. Its not just a consumer’s forum but its beyond the concept of consumer’s forum. And the best part is that they have a category on wife.
CHITRAGUPT : Wow! I think I should join this site as early as possible.
YAMRAAJ : As I informed you earlier that everyone can be part of this site. This Indian site doesn’t only have Indian members but has members from all round the globe. Its above all those jargons of caste, creed and race. Each and every community can be member of this site. The environment is so healthy that each and everyone is ready to help; as you know I am poor at languages and so one member give me an advice to improve on this front while the other member suggested me a way for improving.
CHITRAGUPT : It really sounds great.
YAMRAAJ : Chitragupt if such healthy environment is maintained by this site then it can really create wonders. All the members can create a new of community called MOUTHSHUT COMMUNITY which would be helping each and everyone and spreading the message of peace, love & happiness.
CHITRAGUPT : But O Lord, this site has a very strange name. Mouthshut, isn’t it very strange ?
YAMRAAJ : Yes Chitragupt its a very strange name. But as you know ’’Truth is stranger than fiction’’ and so is the case with our https://mouthshut.com. It says mouthshut but the truth is everyone opens their mouth here without any hesitation. I feel relaxed because now I have found a place where I can open my mouth.
CHITRAGUPT (nodding in agreement)
YAMRAAJ : Chitragupt, has Faisal committed any sin?
CHITRAGUPT : Who’s Faisal ?
YAMRAAJ : You dumb, he is the CEO of https://mouthshut.com.
CHITRAGUPT : Let me check. Yes he has committed sins.
YAMRAAJ : Okay then, remove all of them from our register. I forgive him.
CHITRAGUPT (stunned) : O Lord, but why ?
YAMRAAJ : Look Chitragupt; by creating such a site and trying to maintain healthy environment I am sure that Faisal would be able to spread the message of love and peace and due to that many human beings would go to heaven and so population problem of hell would be solved. Further, we would have some free time to go for a tour to jupiter, saturn, moon, etc. and let Indra (the king of heaven) exprience the work load because every now and then he is pulling our legs.
CHITRAGUPT : O Lord your logic is right but due to this decision Brahmaji (God) would get angry and would punish us.
YAMRAAJ : Chitragupt don’t you worry . I would convince Brahmaji and I am sure that he would ratify our decision.
After consultation with Brahmaji, Faisal is forgiven for all sins.