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May 21, 2006 04:38 AM, 3276 Views
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MISS WORLD Questions - Funny

AMERICA


Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?


Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.


Question: How can you say so?


Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman.


(Applause! Applause!)


SPAIN


Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?


Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)


Question: How can you say so?


Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.


(Applause! Applause!)


PHILIPPINES


Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?


Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.


Question: How can you say so?


Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.


(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)


SAUDI ARABIA


Question: Ms Soudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?


Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves.


Question: How can you say so?


Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door.


(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)


INDIA


Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?


Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.


Question: How can you say so?


Ms India: Because it works day and night.


(Applause! Applause! Applause!


MALAYSIA


Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?


Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.


Question: How can you say so?


Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.


(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!)


SINGAPORE


Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country?


Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu(Afraid to lose).


Question: How can you say so?


Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over


(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

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