Tip tip barsa Paani …Paani ne aag lagayi…aag lagi dil mein to.dil ko teri yaad aayi
Literal translation for those who missed out on the Language part.
Water is falling Tip tip….water is an arsonist….when my heart is on fire……my heart remembered you
Now.now…There are a few observations that arise from the oh-so-innocent seeming one liner in the Hindi song.
Observation 1**. Why is Water going tip tip? Is it because it is a constant in the Hotel industry…is available to quench thirst day and night and no one bothers to pay it back
People TIP the water!
Observation 2**. See what happens when one is undervalued and not paid? They go nuts! Water for one became an arsonist….went around burning things…Please TIP the water!
Observation 3**. What did the poor hero do to water man? The Bloody liquid set his heart on fire….but don’t panic! .there is a saving grace….read the next observation
Observation 4**. It does seem that as soon as water set the hero’s heart on fire…who immediately remembered the heroin…who turns out to be some what of a Shaktiman type of character…only she was a fire fighter…so she flew in and out the fire out…PHEW!
So here is my ADVICE….on dealing with water….specially when it is falling Tip Tip …in the form of rain.which is really just an army of undervalued and unpaid Water…so beware
Advice One**: As soon as you hear water going tip tip, get out there….leave the shelter of your home …and run out …racing full speed, knocking over grandpa, and annoying Auntiji
Now empty out your pockets …(tip!.uff how many times do I have to say this?) and then start spinning with your arms spread out and your eyes at the sky….
Who knows….Karan Johar might be passing by…and you may get lucky!.Girls….sorry…you may not get that kinda lucky……you ask why? Its KARAN JOHAR that’s why!
But guys you can take your chances!….though I have heard that Manish Malhotra is not known to be a Gandhian!
Advice Two**: When you have decided to get wet in the falling water army…known as the rain…make sure you are dressed in dark colors and solid fabrics….
Unlike the heroins of the Raj Kapoor productions, who sat dazed for a LOT of time under waterfalls dressed in transparent white saris nonetheless, ….No one wants to see man bbs doing the jingle!.unless you happen to see Karan Johar (do I have to think about hiring security!)…then may be you can hike up ur pants…and prance around …hippity Hop in the rain!.But again think…Manish Malhotra may not like u enticing his MAN*
Advice Three: If you are caught in the falling water with no umbrella….look towards the sky…you may just find Elephant’s flying….your best bet is to Flag then down and take shelter under their wings….who knows they may even bless you with OM!*
Advice Four: Never take any other kinds of liquids with you out to the falling water….Water dosent like competition and will do its level best …even if it means sacrifice to dilute your precious **KAAPI……no doubts about it….Rain is not the SHANTI kinds…it loves ruckus!
Advice Five**. Last but not the least….if you have decided to take on the mighty Rain army…and/or are caught unawares….there is a good chance that you will get Panni-monia……you know…like the Pethy-SIS……
In such case…please refer urself to the Resident DOC…….he will cure you with this Mystical and magical mix of Sugar and Indian Bread……more commonly known as Shakar N Roti!
So armed with such potent advice…you are hereby certified to go and Prance…Dance…roll…bol….or whatever you want …….around in the Rain….
Jingle bells Jingle bells…Jingle all the Way!*