Okay guys…now that you’ve come out with your strategies for impressing women, let me clear a few misunderstandings. The five reviews which have been posted here before me have attracted much attention and comments and MS members have been pouring their brains on doing deep research on the various ways of making women letting men into their lives and into their ….well, there is really no limit to imagination.
Let me keep it short and sweet. The first misunderstanding is that all women are the same. First of all, all men who are out to impress women should know that there are two mindsets among women. One is the Make Fun On The Run type(also known as the Give Gift Take Lift type) and the other mindset is Careful To Choose & Careful to Lose type. It depends what category of girl you are trying to impress. Guys should be careful not to confuse their strategies or else they may end up being chased by the wrong girl LOL! Because if they are successful in their mission, they will finally end up with a damn impressed woman on their bikes, and then you don’t know whether to laugh or cry! It is my personal belief(and a little bit of experience) that like women, men too belong to different categories and girls know what the guys have in mind when they are trying desperately to woo them.
Scenario 1 – How to impress a Give Gift Take Lift(GGTL) woman.
As the name itself hints all you have to do is to gift her something bigger and better than what every Tom, Dick and Harry has been gifting them. This is not very difficult, but you guys have to be better than the CID spies, because you must know in advance what your competitors have in mind. GGTL girls love perfumes, movies, bracelets, flowers, handbags, shoes(be careful while purchasing, insist on lightweight footwear), chocolates(who said girls do not like chocolates as gifts), wristwatches, earrings(not necessary gold or diamond but the effect is much better if it is the real thing), iPods etc. etc. The worth of the gift determines how high you want to be lifted. Beware, because the fall hurts more if you are lifted very high LOL. GGTL girls shift their preferences quickly, so the guys must be quick in responding with actions. But do not make the mistake of taking too much liberties with GGTL girls. Never try to take the intimacy behind closed doors just because you have gifted her an iPod. Beware, they have a large ‘brotherhood’ eager to give you a black eye if you cross the limits LOL! The best way is to shower her with gifts, enjoy her company and the stares of jealous guys around you, take her out to movies or picnics etc. For everything else just count on your luck.
Scenario 2 – How to impress a Careful To Choose & Careful to Lose (CCCL)type woman.
This is where all your skills are put to maximum test. Trust me, CCCL women are the ones who will turn out be beautiful homemakers. They will take care of your lives, your parents, your finances, your morals, your kids(when you will have them), your relatives…in short, they will make your life a heaven, and make you a heavenly body if you ever try to deceive her LOL! Jokes apart, CCCL women are difficult to woo, but the effort is worth it. One review mentioned that there is no need to impress women and only buyers and sellers impress each other. I feel differently. Women like to be wooed and pampered. Life is simply not worth enjoying for us women if everything is so mechanical and you automatically have to tolerate each other just because you are married. Okay, not veering into another sphere of thought, let me get back to the topic. CCCL women are careful to choose their suitors and once they make up their minds, they will not let go of their man, come what may. If you watch carefully in the vast animal kingdom, the best females make the males vie for their attention, and only the best wins. Similarly, guys should start to think beyond one night stands and look forward to a life of guaranteed returns, than to invest in a high flying stock which may turn out to be a damp squib. Such girls take their sweet time to make their minds so bear with it. Listen to them, spend time with them, make them feel special, whenever there is a difference of opinion, learn to convey your thoughts without ruffling any feathers. Never make amorous advances. Rubbers do not work here You will end up bursting the balloon of your future.
Finally to sum up, let me just say that there are two categories of guys and there are two categories of girls. Each set is compatible. GGTL girls will vibe well with cool guy looking for short term profits and CCCL girls will find handsome and witty life partners. But as I said before…beware, don’t mix up your preferences.
Misunderstanding No. 2 – Whatever a girl writes in a review is true…LOL!
This is my first review…hope it *impresses *you!