Please find below a few rules for men and women on what to do when you are in a Public Loo.lets make it a little interesting for the men/women entering next!
*Men:*
As soon as you enter the Loo, whistle loudly. After that go and stand in the next urinal that someone is using(even if the rest of the loo is empty). If the man looks offended - smile and look him in the eye.
Once you are in front of your urinal, let out a long sigh as you unzip! Dont forget to tell the man next to you how long you have been’holding it’. Also that your undergarment is way too tight!
Dont be a loner. Since you are right next to another man, by all means strike up a conversation! Also since now you are talking and friendly - do check out his instrument as well!
4. Being in a loo is a great opportunity to see if you would have been a good archer. So try to aim’it’ at a particular direction.maybe even see if it can miss the urinal entirely. What’s wrong if you dirty the floor a little?
As soon as you are done, finish with a nice’Aah’ and let the man next to you know how much you enjoyed it.sharing your joy is important, isnt it? Put it back it, struggle a little as you do.also remind your’partner’ how tight your undergarment is!
After you zip up and before you wash your hands, pat the other man on his back, take a peek’there’ and then walk out triumphantly!
As you walk out, try to spit once on the floor at least.best if the target near someone’s shoes.
If you are using the toilet, please dont forget to draw an obscene cartoon or two.you were quite good in your school art class, isnt it? Also if some woman has recently angered you, please leave her phone number on the back of the door with a dirty message.
As soon as you are out of the loo and in a public place, ’adjust’ your equipment through your trousers - follow it up with a sigh. If a few women look away and are uncomfortable, its their problem. Also complain in a loud voice how stupid’Indians’ are to not be able to keep even a toilet clean.
*Women:
*1. Push a few women out of the way(who are about to enter the loo) as you run to the loo. Who wants to queue for the loo, right?
As you run into the Loo - try to see which stall is occupied. Keep banging on the door of the stall till the lady has to come out. If she takes a long time, try to peek over/under the door.or ask in a loud voice **"What are you doing in there?"** As soon as she unlocks the door to come out, walk in a different stall.
Once in the stall, try to be in there as long as possible. The other women are in no hurry.let them use the other stalls if they want. Ignore all the pleading and begging coming from outside with a smile!
Do your business. Try to miss the Loo entirely and atleast partly. Why do you need to bother to keep the floor clean? Also try to spill water on the floor if possible. A little water will not hurt anyone.
On a western style loo, try to leave the seat as dirty as possible. It not your problem. Didn’t you just pay Rs 5 for these services? Let them clean up!
Once you are done, just leave. Flushing? Why touch the flush knob.there may be germs and all.
Once you are outside the stall, if you see any woman combing her hair / fixing her makeup - please let them know why their current hairstyle does not suit them. Also dont forget to mention that their make-up makes them look like a streetwalker!
On your way out of the loo, please feel free to spit on the floor. Also complain in a loud voice how stupid’Indians’ are to not be able to keep even a toilet clean.