This is my **“*shradhanjali*”*** *to once so easy to drive Delhi roads where we use to speed without the fear of being caught by some ***“Rupiya Hungry”*** cops. The flyovers have taken place at the vantage locations but so many shining wheels have also added to the mess. “**Maruti”** has started his innovative “**Driving Lesson School**” but not every one is enrolling before they autograph the car loan papers. Novice drivers are found in ample on the chock-o-block roads! Metro(rail) is trying to figure out a solution but not every one is lucky to have a station in his locality. Repeated promises by Delhi Govt. to check the unruly driving tricks of Blue Lines Buses lie in peace till the next electoral process! What to do the major Govt. Mercenaries- police stations and then the head quarters at ITO and Chankya Puri are well greased by the owners of these buses. The recent High Court orders have brought hay days for traffic cops, now they can challan you for even putting your AC off! “*garmi thhee toh on kyun nahi kiya? petrol bachaate ho? Chalo license dikhaao!*
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“Caution Aagey U Turn Hai!”***
Some times, just some time in the feat to make it to some place
We try avoid following some basic, very basic rules
We hate obeying the** mundane**
We can’t take us being taken for ride- by a *thulla* on roadside!
We honk! We grit! Cause we think some moron is on wrong side…
In the heat we just couldn’t follow….
by the books it’s actually you who have neglected sane drive
We curse the baboons showing red
And laugh with those who are flaunting green
Just at the last baboon you yelled at the poor *autowallah*
Cause he did not respect the extra long body of your Prima Opel
Even in such a rush you did not forget to check
The gorgeous lady in an auto racing at your left
You dodged the hungry traffic cops on the hunt
Lest they did track you fumbling with your phone
A DTC giant just made your eyes drop on the seat
You were late but didn’t mind exchanging few words of heat
“Sir I am on my way!” After giving this repeated brief to your client on wait
You check your watch and see you are just forty minutes late!
Time to ask the where-about of your client’s address
Cause you have made it to his locality with success
***“Arey sahib isske liye toh 7 Km. peechhe flyover ke neeche se U turn Hai!”***