Heineken is Sweet like Honey!!!
Who in the world doesn’t want to be beautiful and charming. I do, Why lie? I make a confession here. I look in the mirror everyday, everyday I give that disgusting look to my swollen face, full of fats....to my forehead, which once upon a time was rich with black curly flying hairs, to the black ugly lines below my eyeballs....to my big out-of-shape nosestrip...and to my not-so-pretty lower lip. Who says I am not ugly? I am as ugly and charmless as any American President (Ouch....!!)
But there is a cure. Do I hear a big ’WHAT’?? Okay Okay, Be patient now, my ugly fellows.
Heineken is Sweet like Honey!!!
I drink Heineken. Hail Heineken!!! I drink it everyday....and mirror shows me, well it varies. Last time it was the handsome hunk, who surely would have won the PEOPLE Magzine’s cover. (it was so as long as Heinekin was with me, I Love Heinekin).
You wanna know what it feels like?? Here are the instructions and the procedure..
It is sweet and it is not sour. It has 5% Alcohol, and it feels none. It chills your nerves. It gives you strength. It does tickle your taste-bud, and it remains there forever. In your heart (I call my brain heart). And Its never out of your brain (I call my brain brain). Its yellowish white. It comes in a handy can, but real ’maza’ is when you have a 330ml bottle. You fill your tank with at least 3500ml of ’Honey-in-the-can’ and you are suddenly beautiful. You have won the battle with your image in your mirror. You suddenly gain the confidence of creating a history in itself by proposing a straight-haired-long-legged-honey-pot and taking her out for an out. Who cares if your friends tell you next morning about the missing Afgan Hound from the neighbourhood. You aren’t worried anymore and you aren’t ugly anymore.
Because Heineken is Sweet like Honey!!!