This time "**Hutch is Now Vodafone"** **chose ****to challenge** it’s **Lowest Risk **(**ONTIME PAYING **) **Customer’s** by OVER-CHARGING extra in their Bills, a minimum of Rs 100 - 114(excluding Service Tax) per month.
Vodafone’s Game Plan:*
If u are a High User of ISD Bills**:
*1)** Check for Calls made to Number’s you’ve never saved/dialed from ur phone book/ or otherwise.
*2)** Check for SMS’s to the ISD Number’s you supposedly called in Your Dreams / **while doing something which didn’t require a Phone Instrument at all **Surprisingly these ISD Number’s(**whether** called/ SMS’sd would be IDENTICAL and the timings would MOSTLY be same, except a fraction of a second’s difference?)
If you are a High User of STD Bills**:
*1)** Check for **Calls made to States/ Cities/ Towns/ Villages not on INDIA’s MAP **as yet.
*2)** Check for SMS’s to Special numbers, while you were Supposedly in conversation with these "UNEARTHY PLANETARY" numbers.
I got this SMS from a Pharma who is a Vodafone Subscriber since Hutch didn’t even exist on India’s Mobility Map & his MINIMUM billing per month is INR. 23, 000/= on an average:
Hutch is Now Vodafone*****
*Naam Badal Gaya*****
*Company Badal Gayi*****
*Pink se RED Ho Gaye.*****
*Fir bhi rahe - -*****
To All Vodafone’s Lowest Risk(Like Me) Customer’s, who till date, month after month, year after year have earnestly paid Hutch/ Vodafone Bills ON-TIME, and GOT nothing but RUDE shocks in return; please Don’t HESITATE to switch your Operator, as NUMBER PORTABILITY now is a reality, Just round the corner.
It lets **U&I** OWN our number and switch the Operator.
I’m sure many like me and this Pharma(above) wouldn’t mind giving our Respective **Operator a RUN for their MONEY?
Think about this Famous adage: "**A Leapord Never Changes it’s SPOTS." *
Regards,
Lowest Risk Customer wef(**1995 - **)
*In Vodafone Company Records - a VVIP Status Card Holder*
NB:** Please don’t mistake this to be a SPAM. It’s as REAL as Vodafone’s PUG in advertizements.
DISCLAIMER: ****The expressions here-in are based on Delhi’s HNI Customer interactions with Vodafone 111 and not targetted to hurt anyone’s person or sentiments, in any way/ what-so-ever. *