The Gurpreet guy at Checkin in Mumbai asked me in some Patiala accent which seat I would want and after several repeat "what?"s I could comprehend that he was asking me whether I wanted the seat on the aisle the window or the middle. I replied "any" and got 30D aisle side right next to the loo.
Thats when I realized my folly as people fell over me on my non-reclining seat, grabbing me when caught off balance from an air pocket, while brushing past into/out the loo, palming me with their syphilis/VD(and whatever else) infested hands on my face and shirt in the process. I disinfected myself after I arrived with one bottle of dettol mixed in with shampoo and soap. After all that groping on board, I was a walking bio-hazard to everyone at home.
Anyways the flight attendants could have earned a 5 star from me except that one of them was so smug and gloomy that she had spitfire written all over her face for flight 6E-321 from Kolkata to Guwahati prolly from a tiff with someone at pre boarding. Goes to show you that they need a psych test before boarding just so that, the plastic smile stays put.
It was extremely hilarious to see some of the flight attendants walk down the aisle with their right hands perched behind their derriere as if to ward all the male eyes off it. Get real. The reason why they’re hired is because of that derriere.
So why their conservative mindest should tell them hands to ward off something that brings the airline business, is way beyond me. Has hypocrisy taken over everything in India including flight attendants? Oh and did I mention that the pilot was pretty rough with the landing. Need more experience so that the aircraft hydraulics/landing gear and the aircraft in general could be spared a short life.