Hi folks
Isaac Asimov the famous science fiction writer wrote many humorous book too
One of my favorites is “Asimov Laughs Again”. - which is not shown in his collection category in MS-- may be its included in the treasury of humor and out of publication...
If you can take some Tongue in cheek -Slap in front, and below the belt jokes and humor well then guys read this book, he has a unique style of humor.
Women can get mixed feelings reading it... some may feel humiliated
The following are some lifted from the book (I have been paid)
1)There was an old man of Michigan Who said
” How I wish I were rich again”
But each time I am ahead
I fall in to the bed
Of that rotten old gold- digging bitch again”
2)A bald Man was being teased by his friend who ran his hand over his bald head and said” It feels just like my wife’s behind” The bald man passed his own hand over his head and said “ My god so it does”…………..( My favorite)
3)A rich father was very upset that his only son had left the house and was staying with a Chorus girl , he wrote a stern letter to son” If you do not leave her at once , I will cut off your allowance”, the son replies” If you do not double my allowance I will marry her”
4)An old man was boasting “ I am getting stronger as I am getting old , when I was old I simply could not bend my ……( censored) when it was erect, but now I can do so easily”
5)A villager was visiting a city for the first time, he was shocked and stunned by the huge scale of every thing in the city… big buildings, big parks, big restaurants, big parking lots etc… he goes to a restaurant to eat and asks for the loo, he takes the wrong door opens it and falls in to the swimming pool he shouts “ Don’t flush don’t flush”…… hehehehe…. Well the villager is of course not Indian but in western world where they use flush in toilets….
6)This is too good, On the convocation day of a women college The dean was giving a lecture” remember young ladies you represent not only your own honor but that of the school, when importuned by young men ask yourself, “ Is an hours pleasure worth a life time of disgrace”, Now are there any questions’” a young lady raised her hand instantly and said” Tell me madam how to make it last for an hour”
7)A man was cribbing to his friend” Ever since I am married I have been un happy, there has not been a single moment of happiness in my married life, had I not been advised in the strongest of terms to Marry , I would not have married”.
His Friend “Who advised you”
Man” The girl I married”
Well folks there r many more in the book it’s a riot… enjoy
Pss-----comment after reading it
regards