Mr. Director, Let me assuredly tell you in all sincerity, that your script writer is an even worse writer than I am!
Try as much as I can, I am unable to go beyond that one sentence for this movie.
Unfortunately a one line review is still prohibited and I now take on the arduous task of competing with the scriptwriter.
Jannat equals clichéd!!
Emran**-wannabe Enrique Iglesias- Hashmi needs to lose weight and get himself a hair cut immediately.
Or was that an “I can be a weird Street Urchin too” statement?
Sonal** – wannabe invisible- Chauhan needs to gain the same weight and start on acting classes from yesterday.
The wooden block there can emote better!
*Story:-
Arjun is stuck by a lightening when he sees Zoya ogling at a diamond ring, and to impress the lady, he breaks the display glass in the jewelry store.
Are you impressed Zoya?
He then buys her the ring and drops uninvited at her pajama party.
Are you impressed Zoya?
He further calls her up at work and delivers a few Smart Alec dialogues and buys everything under the sun.
Are you impressed finally?
So you need a lift back home, Arjun buys you a car and embarrasses you in the presence of all your colleagues.
Now you must be totally impressed!!
And you guys wonder about the increasing number of Romeo-stalkers in the world!
Arjun, a hopeless gambler turns into a bookie when he discovers he has psychic powers to predict every turn of the cricket game.
(Management says: Please excuse the Author for two minutes; she has difficulty laughing and typing simultaneously!)
He finally turns into a match-fixer…. And I wonder why my counselor did not explain this career option to me.
After all, all it takes is walking into the dressing room of cricketers and offer money and couple of diamond rings to a cricketing-soul.
.…Also!
Cash exchanging hands involves a complicated process and being a kindred author I will further explain this to all the budding match-fixers.
Go to a Hotel in broad daylight, once you spot the defecting cricketing-soul say “psssst”. He will follow you and in the public view pull out the notes and give it to him!!
Now Zoya being impressed by all the antics of Arjun, or did she simply cave-in? (It takes a rocket-scientist to decipher those expressions) travels to South Africa with him to live a life of comfort and love.
Following their trail is a constantly sandwich eating cop
Cop contacts Zoya, and reveals the true profession of Arjun.
Zoya is morbid by this discovery and helps the cop.
..And they arrest the love of her life!!!
Now, now! Who told you that is the end?
That was a quick intermission break; please get your aspirins and dygnies!
I still have another hour of the movie to fill you in with!!!
Recap:-
*Zoya’s morals gave her hell and she got Arjun arrested for practicing such a distasteful profession;
Recap over!
She is now dancing in a night club.
Ha! The rules apply only to you, buster!
Arjun’s benefactor the evil Don of SA gets him out of the jail;
Our hero being a sucker for misery comes back to Zoya.
He changes his profession and begins his life as a bar-tender.
The love-birds live a life of poverty in a stunning-house facing the seas of SA.
Why doesn’t somebody hit me with such poverty?
Now, Now, Now! Who told you that is the end ????….No, not a paracetamol-break either!
The line was just to confuse you!!!
…As much as the movie did to me, by not ending two times!!
Recap:-
*Oh! Never Mind!
Temptation rears its white-haired head;
Don wants Arjun back in his folds and continue with his psychic match-fixing….!
He makes an irresistible offer to Arjun.
And here comes the million-dollar question, does Arjun go back?
The diamond ring put up a better show than the entire movie crew behind and in front of the camera.
As a special request I ask all to fill the comments section with:-
“Bookie, Bookie, Bookie, Bookie, Bookie, Bookie, Bookie, Bookie, Bookie, Bookie, Bookie, Bookie”