Hi dudes, I am back....... I am going to narrate how I tortured my self this sunday.
Time 11:50 am.(I am excited to see this movie. I am a happy person)
I arrived at smruti (theater name) with my sardar friends.We were happy.vey happy. Time 12:10.(I am still a happy person) film begins.........good to see sunny as nihaal singh with punjab police uniform. Kamaal khan(romeo....why romeo?) is playing a bad guy.Ok.fine
Time 12:30.(I am still a happy person)
I begin to understand the story........Nihaal is too pure for sure guy that he believes every thing anyone says. I become suspicious........punjab police guy and honest! What a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(I laugh aloud......people look at me and dont understand why was I laughing)Punjab police and honest hahahahaha...
Time 12:40(I am daydreaming)
The film is going on and on......to hell with the script.....to hell with plot...jokes were no more looking like jokes.I was not able to understand what the f&$% was FBI doing all this time? they should have come and rescued me from this misery.
Time 1:00( I lost 2 kg of my health)
The film is still going on and on......no plots ..occasional jokes and bullshit acting.....enough is enough and all this in the name of jo bole so nihaal
....pathetic.These guys dint even spared religion to make bucks.
Time 1:20( I am out of the theater......I rescued myself from hell...FBI dint came to my rescue as it was busy inside with nihaal singh)
I started my LML rushed out of theater and straightaway went to gurudwara to confess my sin( that I wasted my fathers money on Nihaal singh) The guru as usual pardoned me and said Koi Baat Nahin Bade Bade Shaheroon Mein Choti Choti Batein Hoti Rehti Hain.
Time 1:50 ( I am sleeping on my bed )
Time 2:30( I had my lunch...I am a happy person)