This is one attempt at an ’image-change operation gone totally bonkers’. I twisted this quote unquote from one of the people sensible enough to recognise this trite con(bah)fection. Somehow I don’t think poor SG(Sanjay Gupta) intended his film to be a ’cross’-over between two media so different, they might as well be on different galaxies!
How does he justify the (excuse me) bad-taste pole-seducing, hip-gyrating Maahi Ve number.......a semi-Punjabi song and dance number in an LA bar!! Man, you have to be really out of it if you think LA rocks to that kind of (excuse me) music!
By the way, if you like the music, please close your eyes when you watch the picturisation....some things are better with the eyes closed.....thats just the way it is.
Thats just one as(s)pect of it. Another doozy I have trouble digesting is this: If Mac (Lucky Ali) is the rat, then should not poor shmucks like us (commonly referred to as viewers) have some hint about his motivation? Supposedly he was doing as he was told, bah!! You will do what you are told without any reason, without question? What are you? A man or a pyjama - as we say in India (in Hindi please, those of you who know the bhasha).
Another one: Ajju (Sanjay Dutt) is proven to be the gawar (illiterate, booze-chugging bozo) and suddenly he spouts English...to impress a bouncer/doorman of all the people? Hellooooooo??? Who do I contact to know the ’how, why and where’ part that I missed?
There are others too silly to mention. I just thought of this one - I will publish a book titled ’’Kaante-bashing: The Do’s and Dont’s of making money on a funny wig and superb stutters’’.
Hmmm.....too long a title??
Conclusion: Those who have seen the movie, a ceremony to offer condelences to each other will be held the next time this movie-man makes something resembling a sequel.
Those who have not seen the movie, STOP. Give those tickets back, take the money and come over to Juhu beach. Its cleaner, safer and less dangerous to your mental health.