Someone ought to clean up the mess that the Barjatya-Johar-Chopra clan
has created in Bollywood.
K3G is just pathetic.A scriptless overly melodramatic piece of trash.
Among the worst movies I have ever seen.All it gives you at the end of
three and a half hours is a huge headache (in fact you get the
headache one hour into the movie and it just keeps getting worse).
Shah Rukh Khan gets the role of a lifetime to do what he does best -
ham while shaking his head from side to side.Hrithik Roshan is totally
wasted.And Kareena Kapoor’s role is absolute bullshit.I am pretty sure
Karan Johar didn’t even put in 2 minutes to write her part.In fact he
probably didn’t go beyond 15 minutes for the entire movie.Karan Johar
achieves the landmark of lifting scenes from Hindi movies when all the
other directors do it from English ones.He blatantly lifts the ’’maan
main sahin hoon na’’ scene and the scene where Amitabh Bachchan slaps
Hrithik Roshan from Maine Pyaar Kiya.He also makes a ridiculous
attempt at pseudo-patriotism by making use of Saare Jahan Se, Vande
Mataram and Jan Gan Man.Hrithik Roshan dancing and jiving with his
arms wrapped around buxom blondes while Vande Mataram is playing in
the background is utterly meaningless, cheap, incoherent and would hurt
anyone’s sensibilities.Bombay Times once wrote that Karan Johar was
the only Indian director who could sit across Steven Spielberg.He
doesn’t even deserve to be called a director, let alone being talented
enough to sit across Spielberg.KKHH was also boring but atleast it had
its good moments.K3G has nothing.It isn’t worth your time and
certainly not worth the price of the ticket.The only reason you might
want to watch this movie is to see how bad a film can be. 40 crores
spent and all you get is this!