Guys I have a humble request to all of you who are going to read this review not to consider me as jobless. I am writing this review because I was so frustrated watching this movie that I want to convey the producers and the director that audience is tired of illogical and mindless flicks like this.
This review is a tribute to all those who laid their lives while watching this flick. May God be with them and always save them from tortures like this in the future.
Its a story about a stuntman (Akshay Kumar) , a sultry babe/medical student/part time model and their friends and colleagues. Both the main characters in the movie hate the opposite sex and are willing to impose their ideas on their friends (Aftab and Amrita) as well. The initial few minutes of the movie are fine and then the unbearable pain starts. The feminist Bebo has an attitude that sucks and on the top of it she is staying with her aunt (Kirron Kher) who wants her to marry.
She gifts her some goodluck charm everyday so that her niece finds a suitable groom and those gifts always land her in trouble. Now who writes scripts full of such illicit nonsense? That too the place where all this is happening is USofA. I can understand if a Mithun Chakraborty’s flick shot in Ooty comes up with something like this but a Sajid Nadiadwala film and these kind of scenes are totally unexpected.
Guys worst is yet to come. The film should be sued by surgeons. Honestly please answer this question guys "WHICH SURGEON WEARS A METAL WATCH PLAYING MUSIC TO AN OPERATION THEATRE?" But our sultry siren doctor wears it and leaves it in the intestine of the patient while operating him. The patient is none other than our stuntman akki. The doctor realises her fault and wants to operate on his body again so that she can correct her mistake and save her career as well. So she wants to seduce her patient.Well if this was not enough then hear this....
The patient starts hearing the music "OM MANGALAM" from the watch left in his intestine.........The horrific incident happens when akki goes to an award ceremony where he is accepting the award from Sylvester Stallone and whole audience in the hall hears "OM Mangalam" (courtesy watch in his intestine)and mistake it for "OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM".
This was the point where audiences started walking out of the hall since no sane human being would have the courage to face this.....but trust me guys I kept watching and the torture kept coming again and again. Our sultry doc BEBO booked a room in the hotel to have a romantic hot date with our stuntman in order to seduce him and then comes the "HOT BEBO SONG".
Audiences thought we finally got our money’s worth but alas that was not supposed to be. As soon was the song was over the movie moved on instead of going to greener pastures that our audience had expected. Nevertheless the frustration and torture continued and crowd started getting thinner and thinner. Those who were waiting in anticipation of something happening after the "BEBO" song also could not take it anymore and left. I stll carried on because the I was destined to watch the most horrible part of the movie...
Finally our stuntman falls in love with our doc who insults her badly after the operation is over and controversial gadget is removed from his intestine. Subsequently she realizes her love for the stuntman and also helps her friend (Amrita Arora) to save her marriage. I must admit that Amrita was looking hotter than Kareena in this movie. Aftab helps her to realize that the stuntman who is marrying our mindless Hollywood/Baywatch babe (who had old age scars on her skin) by this time does not love her and is marrying her simply to give punishment to himself. Our sultry doc in her designer clothes rushes to recue her love.
The scene which I am going to describe now in the movie was good enough to force the hall owners to ask for ambulance. The three characters (Aftab. Amrita and Bebo) got sorrounded by goons on their way to rescue their friend and GUESS WHAT who comes to their rescue....our own "JOHN RAMBO"....who is potrayed as the real sylvester stallone in the movie. Can somebody really tell me "WHY THE HELL A HOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR WAS ROAMING ON THE STREETS IN THE AFTERNOON TO SAVE INDIAN AAM AADMI KE BETIYON KI IZZAT"?. I seriously believe if "MAHABHARAT" is made by Shabbir Khan(the director of this brainless flick) then he will cast "Sylvestor Stallone" as "LORD KRISHNA" in the Draupadi’s "chirharan scene"........
After a few minutes this torturous ordeal of mine came to an end. I felt dizzy, exhausted and I saw some dead people around. They were lying as if they had been poisoned and I was completely convinced that this film was nothing short of "A POISONOUS TRAGEDY". I came out of the hall and these words came out of my mouth almost instantly
"Kaun Kambakkht , Kiska Ishq" Please guys do not watch it and spread the word like precaution of an epidemic. If any of your friends or relatives want to gift you a DVD of the movie please sever all the relations with them as they are not your "SHUBHCHINTAKS" anymore.