Ladies and gentlemen, I am very blithe to enunciate the latest invention in front of you. I have invented a mindoscope that reads the mind of people. And one fine day, when I was in the darkness of the nature an idea struck my mind to read the mind of Kareina kapoor and I took no more moments to do so. I hereby present the thoughts of kareina on her latest flick khushi. This excerpt was taken when she was alone gazing at the birds chirping their way onto their nests during the evening. Quoting her (all in present tense):
’’ oh! How adorable are the birds? Wish I could be a bird for a moment? But ohh! I know it’s impossible. I already have my wings (life) immersed into the glamour and the dazzling lights, sets, spot-boys, make-up room and an armoire full of clothes that spread the message save clothes, wear attitude. But I’m happy now that my movie has released and is not doing as bad as my sister’s movie Baaz- a bird in danger. I’m happy that this time I had the opportunity to wear decent clothes during the minor portion of the movie. Yeah! I’ve got a good blazing director (s.j.Suryah) as the name indicates-’surya-the sun’.
In fact he turned out to be more brilliant than I thought of. How cleverly he articulated the movie so that I could expose my navel all the time to my fans and AC’s. Ha! Ha! Ha! No one would know that I had a rash and couldn’t keep my navel airtight. Yeah not only this he gave me immense chances to show that I can be a super hyperactive girl. So what if I had to take acting lessons from my sister? I did well in the movie. Yeah I remember the crowd whistling at me at the premiere. But I am not sure whether the whistles were for my acting or me? But nevertheless, all hot male enjoyed my movie. Yeah and there is so much for the fairer sex in the movie. What possibly can someone ask for when someone as gorgeous as Fardeen Khan was present in the movie? I should now start praising fardeen khan in the public…yes! I have to. He has started attracting producers and if I also make a soft corner in his heart I’m sure he’d recommend me. As it is my sister is busy sulking about her broken engagement, I can’t ask for her help to get me a film. Even she makes so much efforts to be a bird in danger .
Yeah, Anu mallik did a very good job by rendering original music this time and the songs were so catchy. I could catch them without any practice. But I still wonder whether the music is good because of his efforts or his name change from Anu malik to Anu mallik . Background music by naresh sharma was also average and I think it’s plagiarized from some movie. But in totality there were many weak points in the film and very few exceptional sequences. Yeah I like each and every conversation sequence between me and fardeen. Ha! Ha! I also had to practice so much to squeeze my eyes and expel breath out of my nose like in bull fighting. I like specially the one when fardeen was drunk and was conversing with my poster s(u)porting a towel and fresh air. Yeah, my father’s role played by, the man who nests the biggest Adam’s apple, Amrish Puri was also good but sometimes very loud. But sadly there wasn’t any need for the dusky Johnny lever to be a part of my film. His dialogues weren’t too organized and were without any leverage. But the cinematography was good and at one instant it made Calcutta look like L.A.
I am so much thankful to my producer boney kapoor who by paradox isn’t too bony like her wife. He invested his moolah at ease. I’m sure the film would do well in suburban areas due to me and in urban areas due to fardeen and music. Ohh!! Yawn it’s too late, the sun has already entered into sleeping mode, the birds are already into their nests, karishma is busy crying, mummy is busy weeping her tears, I don’t know where is dad but he must be sad and I must also be in my nest (bed room). Yawnn!!! Hope the future is bright and wish you everyone good night’’ yawn…….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz