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Kill Bill

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Kill Bill
niren b@drain_bamaged
Apr 09, 2004 09:27 PM, 3900 Views
(Updated Apr 09, 2004)
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Still grudge the guy, who told me this was a martial arts movie with a ’difference’


Still grudge that friend, who yanked my 300 bucks for the ’best cinematic experience he ever had’


Still grudge Quinton Tantantino, the overrated schmuck who made me endure his three hr documentary about nthng but hw much he loves Uma Thurman..


And it happened three months ago, when I ws still recovering frm zombie Neo walking into walls and not gettng to watch fatty Morpheus die.. WHAM !


Waited another two months for LOTR:ROTK and found some temporary redemption, until today, when I get to see tht god awful Kill Bill Vol 2 trailer with Thurman still btchng about hw much she hates Bill and hw severely shes gonna slice every sliver off his unseen body and untie every string frm his intestinal and aal cavity ..


breathes


Why grossed u out ? Thats Kill Bill for u baby .. gore gore gore loud japanese music and more gore .. theres little else. ’Great’ Tarantino probably thought there was no need to elaborate the story and stupid coke guzzling 21st century audience wouldnt mind or would guess it anywy.


Sample Question :: WHY exactly does ’Bill’ try to ’Kill’ Uma before she wants to Kill Bill ?


Sample Answer :: Because WHY is not important, WHAT is important is the proper cinematic delivery of the ’Drive to kill’, which includes Uma chopping of limbs and frothing and growling at everyone who comes in her way..


Still haunts me when I think of those feminists sitting in the front row, looking back to glower at me when I suggested loudly that the movie was lame and I’d rather watch the 2.A.M Japanese Kung-fu flick on Arirang T.V.


The Look :: Watch quietly you male swine, Women with swords don’t need reason to kill.


And now Kill Bill Vol2 coming up .. I feel like that paranoid gaul in astrix oblelix comic who thinks the sky wants to fall on him.


HEY, BIG GUY UP THERE !


U HEAR ME, HELP !!


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