Contd from my last review on Kingfisher (this is PART 2 of the review)
These bottles are bought by the low-grade companies who refill spurious liquor in the bottles (they don’t have to worry about being caught, since the label and emboss is intact and which earlier used to be supplied to the local high profile dance bars, but are now floated everywhere, due to huge discounts offered to wine shops and others, since dance bars are shut or are having lower footfall today). So you never know, one of those bottles might be lying in your freezer too or might have just gone down your throat a few minutes or hours back (since you didn’t get to know about these facts) and getting ready to devastate your brain cells). Too sad, BUT TRUE.
Do you get the benefit of giving back the empty bottle selflessly, to the bars / discotheques or pubs? Though, it is not possible for you or anybody, to carry these bottles with them (since these bottles will land straight on the heads of some, being hit by their parents), you could still bargain on the rates, because MRP is open, to bargain on. And also if, some might feel that their talks are not taken seriously, you could specifically tell them that, you would be taking up the matter with the authorities and believe me people, no influence or reference works in such matters, because it is registered as an offense, for prohibiting a consumer from bargaining, may it be any product, on valid and legitimate grounds.
When is the last time, you consumed fizzy and frothy Beer? Are your taste buds still satisfied with the taste of your favorite Beer? If yes, YOU ARE BORN WITH A GOLDEN SPOON, man. Don’t cheat with your organ any more, people. Do not trouble your tongue anymore, for accepting any rot, in the form of beer, just to satisfy your desire (ANOTHER BALIDAAN, JISKA POORA LAGAAN BHARNA PADEGA)
Do you still allow the bartender to take the froth off your draught pitcher, and see a part of your money, for the entire pitcher that you paid for, going down the drain or fulfilling someone’s greed and not your desire?
When is the last time you felt safe and satisfied, by consuming a bottled product?
When is the last time that you felt that you can trust the waiter to uncork the bottle behind your back, because you can trust the label more than the content inside?
There are a lot many questions, you could keep asking yourself and then decide whether, you still want to remain loyal to the disloyal United Breweries, or call it quits with this S.H.I.T. If anybody asks me, I would say, do not BEAR with their BEER anymore. Do you want to still feel like a king, being a pauper, because your grey cells conk off with the stock, once opened and consumed and all you are doing is making a KING and not being one yourself (WHICH YOU IDEALLY SHOULD BE, cos if you can make Vijay Mallya or the AMBANIS, just imagine what are you depriving yourself of!!!). For how much money, would you still wanna buy horse p.i.s.s. or c.o.c.k s.h.i.t for???
So DO YOU SAY NOW, I WANT PUBS WITH GOOD BEER, because I wanna yell it out Dear, ha ha.