Basically im a controversial writer, so cannot stay attached to those boringly usefull and informative topics, more truely I cannot provide tips to someone if I dont practice them (so no more tips tips ki topi)im back to my lallan chappan attitude.
MURPHY LAWS; ’’ Every thing that can go wrong will go wrong , with the exception of your hairstyle, makeup and dress , if you are serving a life sentence in a jail.’’
The faithful tv viewer is absorbed in watching his/ her favourite tv serial, or play, looking at the sprawling interior of the supposedly huge mansion(with a default ly red carpeted spiral staircase)so big that you need trrafic lights and signboards for proper navigation. the rich successful influential loose tampered and appearntly constipated father figurehas a study where actually he drinks and smoke cigars, cigars that are so expensive that even BUSH cannot affoard.this happens to be the only place in the whole house where the ’’ HIGHLY MAINTAINED MOMS’’ can disscuss the inexplicable hindrances surrounding thier daughter’s marriage.one cant help but realize how happily placed our nation is where every one is well-settled in life, lives in castle like houses, drive luxury cars and wear designer’s outfit , even for prayers even in mandirs even in kitchens, if mistakenly those complete house wives went there,
the biggest aim therefore for the majority of the population should be to get married and every thing else would fall into place, the only permissible reason for any one to return from foriegn shores.
’’it seems no body is surprised when two of the prittiest girls fight for the most imprudent looking guy perplexed male lead only to discover that he is already married to thier best friend for past 15, 16 years (the bet friend they visit daily , do shopping with) the one wearing excessive amount of jwellery , with shocking shade lipstics , black circled golden painted eyes, giving the most sexiest looks even in front of father and grand father( aay baap bhai ka lihaaz nahin ahi kia????????????????????)
so that is the vam, one with the most difficult name female lead ( if found reading a romantic novell implies exceptional intellect) or floating her vibrant yellowish green saris or dupattas somewhere in dubai or into that heavenly looking residence generall called home, unfortuanately she will fall in love with a barely educated son of a fuedal lord killed her father with a boomarang..............
Shocking series of wisdom sachet hits you , as you learn that the bad guys are always the most intellegent ones good guys are ludicrous by definition, yet the manage to build a fortune from an unknown business, the important character is the boss in the office where all the secretaries are stupid ( or the sharp sexy looking) and need instructions from time to time would trigger a catastrophe event by sending a fax to arch rival containing the critical information, about the unidentified business operation, in an attempt to jeaoperdize the heavenly enviormentthe bad guy plans to take over the planet , which includes the constitutional appearence or possession of female lead.
but once the seemingly stressed and undereducated hero decides to retaliate, he simply shoots himself in the foot to suicide, a tribute to heavenly forces and his motherwho is always prying when every body else is behaving like an atheist.
dont call parents mom, or simply mummy , instead use futuristic salutations like baoji , daboo, dado , tao , booa sky walker, darth vader and master yoda....
you wont fail to notice that even the financially madiocre somehow manage to where the expensive designers cloths(preferably suits for men) and it is compulsory for the drivers to wear the white uniform , carrying thier owners to exceptionally ornamented resturaunts where food is served by invisible means.....
overeating may be compels the most frazzeled older member of the cast to see the family doctors, (thier arent any other serious type of medical practitioners) whose only advice is not to work so hard, sadly she wont listen to hold the one natural death per serial count.please make a mental note of the fact that no one is allowed to drink water untill seriously ill.
another curse attached to those dramas is that of TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR kind of the title songs.......