On the eve of Holy **“HOLI”** Faisal the CEO of MS decided to call upon a **Spatial Parliamentary Session **of MS members.
Every one excited and wearing white(***kyunki jaise nayaa murgaa jyada baang detaa hai**** waise hi nayaa netaa naye naye kurte pahantaa hai*), ***netas*** and ***netis ***of MS world
Faisal the CEO also decided upon portfolios of all the MS members who will be now called **Hon’ble Sinister** for so and so! The portfolios distributed were
*ChintuMani *Ragdra Jhugdaa Petis***: Hon’ble Sinister for Education
*Rohit the paapad maker**: Hon’ble Sinister of communication
*Flying the knicker falling elephant**: Hon’ble Sinister of Civil Aviation
*Sudipto the Shining Temple**: Hon’ble Sinister of Health and oratory
*Bill Bhej and *it comes again***: Hon’ble Sinister of Water resources
*Spike the serial *kookad* killer**: Hon’ble Sinister of Steel and mining
*Ravi Dutt the Honeymoon Inn**: Hon’ble Sinister of Foreign Affairs(joint portfolio: angle, ipsh and games bond02)
*Hakuna *kanda batata***: Hon’ble Sinister of science and technology
*Madhuri Meena Kumari**:(till date she is using this very ID, God knows about tomorrow**)**: Sinister for Women Welfare
*Shanti the curious *ben***: new recruit: after her much acclaimed Singapore tour: Hon’ble Sinister of Tourism
Few more sinisters avoided the show cause they got the hint that this joint session of public/ CEO and members was headed by **AAM AADMI**- who did not hesitate to pull a renowned member, FE’s, pant(**trouser** before he asks) down when he called himself distinguished for being called upon in Mumbai Buzz Award ceremony. A changing India is of course seeing hell lot of power in AAM AADAMI. So less said is better!
CEO the Faisal lit the ***HOLIKA DAHAN*** and the fire got ***transformed*** to AAM **AADMI’s fiery eyes**- furious he was with all the corrupt antics of these Hon’ble Sinisters, his burning eyes pounced upon the ***Chinta Ragdaa Petis*** always fighting to sit in the front row; lo and behold, little did she know, this was not the day for sitting in the front row!
*Aam Aadami**: Speaker sir the CEO *saahub*: this Sinister Chinta the *jhugdaa Pe*tis, is kingpin of a big network of corruption, all the books that are assigned for free distribution among socially weak segment is not trickling down to lower levels, she is the one who is using them all and you see sir she has the courage of reviewing them on MS too, one after another! She is fast turning up as our ***desi edition of “bhooker award”***. Who shall stop her from doing all these, was she elected as Hon’ble Sinister for education to do all these?
*CEO the Faisal**: HMMMMMM
*AAM Aadami**:(***ye aag aaj nahi bujhegi***): and speaker sir, this Rohit the ***pappu pager***, is letting no brand come to local markets other than Motorola; the moment we buy any other handset our connections are cut and we get continuous sms, **change to Moto or live with a dead set you DODO**. Is this the job of a communication Sinister to watch out for which handset we are using? I am sure he is being paid hefty money by MOTO people sir!
All the people in Public Arena: ***hai hai pappu pager! Hai hai
**Rohit is seen hiding his new MOTO Razor to avoid it being snatched by the public and thrown in the HOLIKA!
*AAM AADAMI again**: and CEO the speaker *saahub*: look at our civil aviation Sinister: all he wants- is a plane; by hook or crook; this is heights! A sinister talking in public to get a plane by hacking some member’s account and stealing all the money! How safe are we in the air? I am afraid to be thrown out of plane in mid of the air after an announcement by captain “That FE the Hon’ble Sinister of aviation has finally managed to buy this one so we better get off now!”
Chintan the jhugdaa petis* looking relaxed now- she has so many ***counterfeit*** partners here!
Meanwhile **Sudipto** the doctor used his trick to **crouch** in cluttered parking lot and absconded the scene because he was sitting just next to FE!
*Bill Bhej** also managed to get **filtered** in the crowd!
*Spike** and **Ipshita** were busy in chit-chat unaware of the fact that AAM AADMI’s fiery eyes are next on them;
*AAM AADMI**: Speaker sir, now please ask the Hon’ble Sinister of Steel what is his achievement for this financial year? Our steel industries are no more making heavy infrastructure items, no cars, no train coaches, no stainless-steel innovative items, all that they are manufacturing is Stainless Steel Pressure Kookad**? Why sir why**? Cause our Hon’ble Sinister sir has caught fancy of bursting pressure kookads, last week he came out with five efficient way of **bursting kookad**? And God knows next how he is going to burst crores of kookads more!
*Spike**: Ahem! but sir our production for pressure kookads has gone up, my review was tested and tried by so many in world and lolz! we are getting heavy export orders to send more. India will soon become the biggest exporter of pressure kookads sir!
*AAM AADMI**: ***khaaaamosh*** you mean development is equal to more and more kookads? It seems you want to spread new type of bird flu with so many ***kookads*** in making?
Suddenly there’s humdrum in the parliament- we see **Swan** excited and jubilant- ***gajodhar bhaiyaa aayein hain gajodhar bhiaiyaa aayein hain***! All sinisters run for cover pretending they are “***oh so excited to meet to Gajodhar”***- but their God knows, had not Gajodhar barged in between, it was their doom’s day at the hands of AAM AADAMI!
*!Happy Holi!
***Those who are still safe;
***Have two extra pegs of *bhaang*!
****Do ke phool assi ki mala
*****NU dene waale tera muh kala! **