** Eat-out at Mahesh Lunch Home
Director :*** Owner of Famous Mahesh Lunch Home at Fort, Mumbai***
Cast :*** Zuludancing, Zabbu Crab, Laura lobster***
Showing at :*** Vartak Nagar - Take left from Cadbury Junction, pass Singhania Hospital, Thane***
Zuludancing :(Screams) Maheshhhhhh
Musik follows $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ <------ zulu’s desi music notations....
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Crabs start dancing
Lobsters join too....****
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Aey Mahesh, Chal crab la ....
***Aey Mahesh, Chal crab la .... **(Well-dressed attendant at Mahesh comes....)*****
****Thoda grill , jyada masala mila.... *( Attendant Informs zuludancing their speciality....crab...)*
***Thoda grill , jyada masala mila....*
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2-4 neer dosa de na yaar..... **( Attendant is well informed about what to eat...)**
Thoda grill, jyada masala mila... **(zuludancing orders)**
2-4 neer dosa de na yaar...*
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Aey mahesh.... mahesh....
Aey mahesh..mahesh.
Chef to Crabs : Come on , come on now move ur body....
shake ur legs....shake ur legs....
In the mahesh, all over mumbai....this is best crab...best crab (Branch at Fort is running for decades)
***In the mahesh, all over mumbai....this is best crab...best crab ***
Crab says to another crab ...
Aey bhai tu bhai fikar mat kar , uske bombil ki uske pomphet ki jo kate idhar....
Apun pakdate sabko na hoti ungli idhar-udhar....* (Crabs are shown live bfor they are eaten)*
Thoda pomphet ko bombil ko leke jana yaar.... *(Serves other type of sea-food too)*
***Thoda pomphet ko bombil ko leke jana yaar ....***
Thoda coke aur rum de na yar... *(For the ones who cherish alchohol, its available)*
***Thoda coke aur rum de na yaar......***
Aye mahesh....chal crab la...
***(The crab comes....zulu is made to wear "crab-eating" clothes...handed crab-cutting tools)....
zulu tastes the crab meat with masala and neer dosa....starts singing again...
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In the mahesh, all over mumbai....this is best crab...best crab
**In the mahesh, all over mumbai....this is best crab...best crab**
Murga, murgi ho ya bakra-bakri jahan jake khakar aaye....
Apne ko din me chahiye special crab, lobster aur raat ko petbhar khana aaye... (zulu’s funda now)
Aey mahesh....
Aey mahesh....
Shake ur crab-cutter.... (Still engrossed in devouring crab)
***shake ur crab-cutter.....***
Zulu pays a little costly bill and leaves...
While he comes out....the crabs start singing
ekh palat ke muze, mein hi hoon tasty kudiye....
***dekh palat ke muze kudiye, mein hi hoon tasty kudiye***
Shake ur Ash....
shake ur ash....
In the Mumbai...this is the best...this is the best...
***In the Mumbai...this is the best...this is the best...*