THE MISTRESS OF SPICES
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WHAT IS IT ABOUT? NOTHING DUDE. THE FILM HAS NO STORY AT ALL.
YOU NEED TO ADMIRE THE GUTS OF THE DIRECTOR FOR MAKING A STORYLESS FILM & THEN PRESENTING IT IN SUCH A WAY THAT IS AS UNDERSTANDABLE AS COMPLICATED DEBIT, CREDIT ACCOUNT RULES.
THE FILM IS LIKE A WEDDING WITHOUT SUHAAGRAAT.
NOTHING "HAPPENS" IN THE FILM. THE NON-HAPPENING PRESENTATION IS DULLER THAN A STUDENT THAN A STUDENT WHO FAILED 40 TIMES IN SSC!
AISHWARYA RAI LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL THAT YOU WISH TO GET MARRIED TO HER . WHEN SHE APPEARS IN A RED SARI, YOU FAINT IN DISBELIEF. HOW CAN ANY WOMAN BE SO BEAUTIFUL & SENSUAL? SHE DESERVES TO BE SHOWERED WITH UNLIMITED KISSES. SHE IS THE WORLD’S MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
BUT, HOW CAN SUCH A BEAUTY FALL IN LOVE WITH A BEARDED MAN WHO IS NOT HANDSOME AT ALL? CASTING DIRECTOR SAHAB, KUCH SOCHA KARO.
SPICY! WHAT RUBBISH? PLEASE DO NOT BECOME A SLAVE TO THIS MISTRESS OF BLANDNESS.