June Cleaver is a very good looking mother…She cares for only two things in her life – Herself and her daughter.. in the same order! Nothing can stop June from getting what she wants and if she has to kill a few people to get it…hey, what are a few bodies after all??
Finish…That’s all folks. Thank you for your time. Go read the book!
Ha! As if, I’ll let you guys get off that easily!! I completely believe in spreading misery far and wide.
Mommy is a book which feels like an imitation of an imitation of an imitation…of an imitation!
**Characters**
**June** is a psychotic mom, ruthless enough to kill for what she wants…except that she neither seems psychotic nor ruthless enough..!
She is such a dull version, that every self-respecting villain will hang himself at the slander of his profession!
**Jessica-Ann** is an adorable daughter….and all she does is, talk about her mom (who is psychotic, ruthless.....) how a human is supposed to perceive her as adorable is beyond me.
**Mark** is a perfect 10; good-looking to the boot! Successful, smart and rich!
He is the only one who manages to get into June’s cold heart and into…er…….(her pants)!!!
Oh wait! That’s not all! He is also an undercover insurance agent following the trail of bodies June has left behind.
**Beth** is June’s sister; I have no clue as to what her part is.
**Story
**June is a gorgeous fox. She is always the centre of attraction everywhere.
At the age of 14, she is the best grade student, fantastic cheerleader and has the attention of the school’s most coveted athlete.
To make sure she keeps the man; she marries him!!
….Entry- the Step-mom, war ensues and the marriage is annulled.
Tch! Tch! Step-mom didn’t know whom she was messing with! Exit- the Step-mom! Fried in a fire accident!
June then moves ahead in her life, marrying one old man after the other. And one after the other they conveniently conk off. Poor old coots!! But bless their souls for leaving behind the green bucks.
Finally Mr. Sterling the last in the series also dies of a fatal heart attack….Sterling’s children suspecting foul play alert the local detective. The local detective is a concept!!! He is as juiced out as the Gurkha on my street…!
….What the reader guesses on page 4 is what the detective discovers on page 4000.
Mark is forcibly introduced somewhere in the book and supposedly develops an affection for angelic Jessica-Ann. It takes him exactly two paragraphs to develop this fondness!
Little Jessica-Ann starts wondering about so many deaths and begins to piece together that her mother must be a murderess. In one precious moment she confides her deepest worries to Mark, in turn Mark confesses to little Jessica-Ann that her mommy is a sick woman. (hallelujah!!!!)
…Oh no! They are overheard by June!....In walks barracuda, June, shoots Mark and leaves another body for the witless law to collect.
This time around however, we have a witness- little Jessica-Ann!
Witnesses are equally dangerous! Mommy or not! June loves herself beyond anyone else and little Jessica-Ann could prove fatal for mommy’s health.
Little Jessica-Ann’s lights need to be stuffed out!...Sigh! Mommy needs to take the pickax to the girl….
Now I ask a question (kekekekeke…and you guys thought you can get away with *that* snoring!!...)Does little Jessica-Ann live? Or does Mommy bury all her past (and bodies) and flee the country?
The book is not worth the dog poop from which the tree grew, whose paper, was used to publish the book.
**Unnecessary Trivia
**There is also a movie made out of this book! I would be watching the movie shortly to complete the sublime act of self annihilation.