DO THE DEW….PHEW!....
Hi Folks
This DEW Advertisement with a slogan “ DO THE DEW” gets on my nerves and I finally cant stop myself from Blasting this non-sense
Message-
Come Hell or Heaven drink Dew , that seems to be the message of this Advt and it has been conveyed through
1) A guy jumping on a Running cheetah from a bicycle, thrusting his hand in to the cheetahs throat
To remove the DEW can that it has swallowed, and then the guy drinks like he has never drunk anything before the remaining DEW drops in the can… and then the message “ DO THE DEW”
Ok we all do our due in the loo morning day and night with or without drinking DEW
2) A bunch of FREAKS show off in an elevator of a Corporate building that there concept of going to work is to jump from building to building on a skate board and Drink dew and because of doing that they are cool and not the dumb head working executive who slogs like a bull day and night and doesn’t drink DEW and hence not cool… Well guys you can drink all the dew in the loo you want and jump from buildings and nobody gives a damn …… ( censored) about you since the ADVT conveys that you freaks are not paying for what you drink and hence it is easy for you to act cool…
3) The most BIZZARE run up to this “DO THE DEW” message is the ADVT in which a man jumps from quite a distance on a rampaging bull ( SPAINISH BULL FIGHT ) to pluck his can of dew that has got stuck in its horns… and while the Bull shakes his Almighty behind … our hero
is shown drinking the DEW DROPS from the can sitting on the bull
The Most Absurd thing to understand is How a Guy can jump with an Unprotected below the belt area on a cheetah… on a bull … landing flat on such ferocious beasts with his unprotected below the belt area first and then still remain with all the pieces intact to tell us stupid viewers that “DO THE DEW”… We all men know how delicate and precious that below the belt area is to us and here is a guy who gives no damn about it only to say” DO THE DEW” we surely will give all that is due to this stupid ADVT by doing our due in the empty cans of DEW
ADVANTAGE OF THIS ADVT-
I have a 3-1/2 yr old naughty nephew who hates going to the loo but just loves this ADVT and stands spell bounded in front of the TV whenever this ADVT appears.
My sister taking advantage of this just whispers “ DO THE DEW” and lo- behold the kid is off to the loo in a jiffy, however after he finishes his due my sister has to show him a RECORDED tape of this ADVT as her part of the bargain.
My sister nevertheless loves this ADVT for solving a major crisis in her MOTHERLY life.
Thus I finish this review with the sayings of the most famous, respected writer on MS//
“GOONDA- MAWALI” ADVT indeed….
So “ DO THE DEW” will always make me remember this famous writer on MS…” LALLU PANJU”
Regards