Spit on the Fellas –
That’s the first thought which hits my mind whenever I view MTV SplitVilla and my heart just jolts this message out to girls, trying so very hard to please so they move the cheese. Two rookie’s(Vishal and Varun, from Roadies - or the road) in the form of boys, randomly picked up from the rotten and toxic waste of this planet earth, set out on this disgusting mission(MTV being the master of these crippled puppets) in an attempt to defy the law of nature, where a male is the one who needs to play a vital role in proving his genuine, heartfelt and profound wish and desire to conquer a treasure chest filled with long hidden secrets and non-ventured desires, famously known as a woman’s heart, rather than flaunting his manhood and his bloated and inflated EGO. This effort of defying a man from taking pride of his priceless possession in the form of his beloved and her heart, is an act of shame and disgrace that too being implemented by two sucker-faced iguanas who themselves seem to be totally unaware of their moral values and reason to exist.
A sincere and heartfelt advice: - For all those who love their mothers, wifes, sisters or girlfriend and their motherland, this program is a NO NO. I had my teeth crunching and lips bleeding, when I was even thinking of rating this channel and its vulgar attrocious programs.
20 girls(who maybe born with an inferiority complex and as losers right from their very inception in this love-destined planet) venture into this marshy and alien land SPLITSVILLA(ideally a studio or some disgusting resort, running out of business to have sponsored MTV with their space) to win the hearts of 2 silly and mug-faced boys, who neither have a sense of reasoning / judging nor a seductive personality(for all, at least) which can shield their weakness as being winners of LOVE, thus putting, Aphrodite, the Greek Goddess of Romance and Beauty(the original "Golden Girl", perfectly attired for the occasion in a simple string of pearls and a couple of strategically placed scallop shells, who stepped out of the ocean on the island of Cypress and set the ancient world on its ear) to shame and disgrace, enough to plunge back into the ocean and hide herself inside the Oyster. I am sure that these 20 desperate attention seeking and denim streaking girls were bumped hard on their skulls by Snoop Doggy dogg’s Pink Cadillac bumper, hard enough to rupture their brain cells and put their dignity and charm to sleep well enough to never wake up again. The entire concept is as stinky, stale and bland, as a stewed sauce on the plate(Uuaaaaalk….) and horribly aped from the west. I am sure, their parents must be helium bloated seeing their girls half stripped and smooching, the 2 skunk smelling iguanas, away to glory in the knee deep pool of stagnant MANA. What a big joke in the name of ever protected and cherished Indian heritage and tradition, being fed to the bullies who have lost their pulleys.
Where are all the so-called scavengers of India(in the name of Mahila Mandal and Human Rights Activists) who seem to hunt for all those who blemish the country’s priceless and rich cultural heritage, with the stinking chemical of vulgarity and cheapness and why don’t they seem to now hit the roads(as they always do) to punish both, MTv(The sinner) for broadcasting such nonsense and also the knuckleheads participating in it(because supporting a sin is also a sin) to put an end to this nonsense. Where are the girls, who would want to stamp on these 2 MCP’s ugly and sick faces and smear them with dung(because they say poison kills poison, SO…. – Please note – Cow dung not to be used since it is far too sacred to touch their skins), so nobody ever dares to take their existence for granted and their feelings for a ride? And hey girls, I believe you would also need to see these 20 girls getting away too, for having let you down and hurt the entire woman clans character so badly, that too before the world(LIVE). I am a man too, but I will not stand in support of making a mockery out of, neither my love for my beloved nor my country’s global image, as an ape and headless blind followers of the west, as attempted by these rogues sitting in our own country. I pity the parents of both the guys and the girls who created them and also of those, who would sadistically enjoy and support this act of deceit towards our motherland’s character. No wonder we all are victims of calamities and yet so blindfolded towards witnessing and understanding the reason behind natures wrath on her children.
There might be a lot many eyebrows bending(of my guy friends) who would be thinking as to why am I so supportive of this mission meant for crushing the integrity and a privilege of a woman. Simple guys, every one of us has fallen in love for the first time and how would it have felt, if we would have seen our love being let down, that too by a pair of rock lingering iguanas. Will we stand this nonsense if our better half or even our friendly acquaintance would have to go through this nonsense and still keep watching it or see our friend watching and laughing over the death of our beloved’s integrity.In the first place, we guys know that we wouldnt have ever loved either of these 20 idiots, who think, have dared to be cheap than being bold, for sure. The 20 girls in it, need to get a life and really lock themselves in their bedrooms to think what is lacking in them as a woman who is not confident of having a man who could win her ever. The answer would be simple, these 20 girls lack brains and of all their self-respect and no man therefore would want to have them as his life’s most priceless possession because they are a living waste and would be nothing but a disgrace to him.
A GIRL WHO IS NOT CONFIDENT OF HER GOD-GIFTED CHARM IS A CONFIRMED CASE OF A GENETIC DISORDER. She definitely doubts her gender, in the first place who would evolve as gods most beautiful masterpiece for his mortal planet and also his man, termed as A WOMAN.
So people, the message stands strong, “SPIT ON THE FELLAS” and let all of them know that, whatever we might be and however we are, we love our parents and our country alike and no matter what we do or see, WE SHALL NOT BEAR A STARE FROM THE ONES WHO DARE TO TEAR OUR CULTURE BARE.