This place is gonna have a DMP(Disaster Mangement Plan) to counter a Tsunami. So when a wave plus another wave plus another wave hits here and dumps buildings down within 5 minutes and gets rid of 165, 000 persons like Indonesia, some soiled sons are gonna get the DMP in action.
Now what exactly is a DMP supposed to do.
It works like this.
o - A senior Police chief will come by boat, pushed by 16 navy personnel, announcing there is nothing to worry about, the waters will recede in next 24 seconds, 24 minutes, 24 hours.
o - 16 navy personnel will accidentally step into Mithi river with senior police chief. A Rai will become inter-galactical star.
o - Meteoro-illogical survey will get new equipment out of 2000 crore loan, and grandly announce no such thing will happen in next 24 years. When the clouds will clear, it will be bright sun-shine and light for next 4-5 hours
o - When he does that, 15 media channels will deliver your plight, your house, lost belongings, your underwear(hanging on a Dishnet on the next building), and its nada(somewhere down the manhole from whcih you are trying to extricate yourself), shown across the country
o - You will be promised a loan of 20, 000 rs. and 20 kilos of stuff. Personally being a non-veg, I would spend this on a packet of matches, and make tandoori out of 15000 odd cattle lying around for next 4 weeks. Ox-tale soup also available ready made.
o - In case of tummy upsets or stuff, BMC - Doctors and myself will blame this on left-over-pieces epidemic and dog-rat U-R-in.
o - Like a good citizen, will wait for CM to wait for aerial tour by PM, and party president, till party pres decides financial capital has epidemic.
o - Will feel concerned as CM got ticked off for not having situation under control
o - Will vent my anger in the meantime on Uprising, Jo Bole So Nihal, Salman Khan - Aishwarya tapes rather than 500 people who died needlessly, and another 89 listed today, and another 20% out of the 1200 admitted for various other stuff.
o - Will have senior ministers, meetings and stuff to ensure mutiplexes and other complex personalities are protected from such calamities listed above.
o - Advani will make a tour after 5 days, lament, go away. His DMP is to take focus away from the foot-in-mouth BSE disease syndrome after what happened in Karachi.
o - ICICI insurance will try to wriggle out of various accident loans sold to so many people through call-centers.
Will remember to wash my hands and promise never to have any more MaharashtraBastion Fantasies.
MaharashtraBastions according to Freud
Are very good things to avoid
If living each day
Your mind and spirit will decay
Into total emptiness - A VOID
And that is what I feel now .