Muder is personified by the splits in everything....Actually, this is the movie about various splits ! How read on ...
Split No. 1 : How do I forget the widely talked about split that Mallika has shown through-out the movie. This extra-ordinary split has won her career-growth coveted by all the young comers. Guys...but she looks extra-ordinary during the bold scenes. I would rate her as the Hero as well as Heroin of the movie ! This bomb-shell...huh..this atom-bomb is likely to explode in future ! Watch out for her...
Well..Mallika dont act really good and all the people who went to watch the movie never expected her to act... ! They just went to see ’’Split...wide and Open’’
Split No. 2 : This split pertains to the way this movie is unfolded. The interval splits two different facets of the movie. First split....’’Sau chuhe khake billi chali haj ko’’ and second split...’’Me tumhare pyar ke khator kuchh bhi kar sakta hoon’’ !
Sub-split 2.1 : As rightly described, this whole episode pertains to Sau chuhe khake, billi chali hajko ! This means, I commit adultery, but I’m clean..My adultery arised beause of the differences between the lonely nights of a girl and a lonely wife !
Being a girl : When I was a girl, I just rode the bike with my then beloved...@ that time...I wore only short-skirts and flaunted only a few kisses...Our love was only restricted to eye ! Sanam o sanam..ye aankhen bolti he ..o sanam !My lonely nights were dreamy...But my then beloved went to jail ! But, still the days were lonely and the nights were not that creepy !
The agonies of a lonely wife : My beloved went to jail and my sister died ! So I married my jeeja who was otherwise spending nights of alonely husband. But, he was more after money and never thought me to be a proper partner for him. I’m not the Aftab of Masti to commit ’’Suicide’’ ! So, the split 2.2 rolled on...
Sub-split 2.2 : The agonies roller further... On the rainy streets of Malaysia I met my beloved and my lonely nights went for a toss...but this time the eye-contacts went to anywhere-everywhere..’’Bheege honth tere..pyaasa dil mera’’... !
But..at one point of time..I remembered the fallacy of my fall with bheege honth as he was ’’The unfaithful’’ to me....and I killed him....Lekin nahin...that lonely-nightwala jeeja-cum-husband screamed ’’Mein tumhare liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hoon’’... ! The inspector steps in and the splits unfold on people for 2 odd hours.
Split 3 : My opinion is split ! Why I seen this movie ? ok ok...I seen it on the big-screen and spent Rs. 130 for that ticket.
The Positive split : This movie has got excellent songs...pleasure for ur ears and ur eyes ! This movie has got Mallika ans she rocks because she’s got the attitude that no one has shown in our silver screen till date ! Hats off to u !
The negative split : The Heroes...the earlier beloved (Who takes the cake for all the times...) looks smart. And Amisha Patel’s brother is simply out of this world....Jadoo ise le jao...
The mega split : The mega-split is the head of audience...the audience...Guys..the movie has nothing except the two songs...And if u want to watch them...Dial the Songs of ur Favourite Local Cablewalla’s ’’Dial channel’’ !
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Preface after the Review (split again)
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This is my first review and the language might seem to be raunchy to some people...but this ’’type’’ of movie should deserve this treatment...If mallika looks sexy in bikini..she looks sexy...I can’t say she looks beautiful...Please take it in right spirit... Looking for a long time career with Mouthshut !