Ingredients :A Liberal dash of the following Hollywood films - Rainman, Forest Gump, Being There, A mix of KJ’s and Manish Malhotra’s bubblegum Bollywood sensibility + A pathos ridden, intrusive background score + A stereotypical Black Mama and poor but happy-in-the-lord church singing sequence + A Done-before racial profiling sequence with the requisite brutal American officials in color-coordinated pristine torture chambers +
One embarrassingly fake Film City flood + A humble hairdresser in a million dollar Northern California home.. Method: Mix all the ingredients together in no particular order, half-bake in the oven, add some spicy Shiv Sena at the end and serve with earnest expression..