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Neo Sports
Crimson Feet@vivek_chaturvedi
Nov 08, 2007 09:07 PM, 2960 Views
(Updated Nov 08, 2007)
THE "ANTI CRICKET" CHANNEL!

I am writing this while the India-Pak 2nd one day is on at MOHALI...


u watch a ball!


u watch another...


its all fine till the last ball of the over, , , ,


on the last ball a single is taken and suddenly there is an overthrow, so the batsmen begin to run the 2nd run...


...BUT HEYY!! some smart a-s-s son of a BH coordinating the telecast plugs in the ADS... I can only imagine that a run was taken...


A wicket is taken ... I just moved my head to the side and missed that "moment".... I can only hear the cheering of the crowd.. I am kicked I wanna see the replay and it starts...


...BUT HEYY!! some smart a-s-s son of a BH coordinating the telecast plugs in the ADS... I can only imagine how the wicket fell...


and only god save u if a wicket falls on the 5th ball.... cause u’ll see a short glimpse of the appealing fielders... then a long ad break which will end exactly when the last ball is about to reach the batsmen and he will defend, and the ads will start again for a long time even before the ball touches the bloody ground!!... and ALLL along, while you were under the ilusion that you could peacefully have your tea and watch a good cricket match.. u realise that your tea is over!!.. that isnt a big deal... but I hope u are getting my point!


and this happens for an entire season... match after match... SMARTEST POSSIBLE LIVE EDITING... and u get frustrated... and then u hit upon a golden IDEA...


u make a list of ALL the brands that have advertised in order to make your cricket shorter... u PLEDGE never to buy or support these brands ever again --


Vodafone


Future group (Pantaloons, Shoppers stop)


Anchor


Tata Indicom


Raymonds


Kotak


Hero Honda


etc


etc


and then u realise... wait... these brands are NOT at fault.. .THE B-L-O-O-D-Y channel is not behaving itself... they are being ruthlessly apethetic towards the sentiments of a cricket fan, , .,


they are P-I-S-S-I-N-G me offffffffff...


and I realise that the match is live on DD tooo... after years I shift to DD... am disappointed again.. but I dont expect DD to have enough intellect to understand consumers .... NEO is suppoed to be from the new breed of channels...


I miss ESPN STAR telecasts... AND THAT REMINDS ME.... neo has this insanely wannabe anchor who hopelessly and shamelessly copies Harsha bhogle’s style... I miss harsha’s wit during matches...


so I decide that the best I can do is TELECAST MY UNEDITED views on MS and hope that it reaches the ears of the "smart a-s-s son of a BH coordinating the NEO telecast".. .OR.. better still... NEO shuts down and never gets any telecast rights (which is unlikely cause they have purchased our cricket entertainment for next 2-3 yrs or so I guess!!!)


PLEASE DONT CUT THE EXCITEMENT....


I think Neo sports gives the WORST coverage of any match and they should be BANNED from buying the telecats rights and their existing rights must be taken away!!!!


I miss my cricket!

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