THIS IS THE IRONY OF INDIA
I called consumer forum to lodge a complaint against the udipi restaurant that was charging 18Rs for a 1 litre bottle of mineral water, the consumer forum asked for me to get the bill, now this Udipi guy just refused and even threaten me. Consumer Forum said they are helpless without bill and Shetty’s Dadagiri goes on. Oh God its India.
I jumped a traffic signal and was caught red handed by Traffic Police officer, I gave thousand excuses but all in vain and then I handed over a crisp 100 Rs note and freed myself. My actual fine was a sum of 2200Rs, how, well, I’ve got extra dark film on all windows and windscreen(not allowed), I was not wearing seatbelt(not allowed), I’ve got pressure horn in my car(not allowed), my registration number is not of standard size(not allowed), my car insurance is expired(not allowed). With crisp 100RS note in my pocket, everything is allowed. Thank God its India.
Traffic now days I tell you are just too bad to be even written about. So, I boarded Local train, the fastest mode of transportation in Bombay. But because of our lazy government I missed my exam. Now, u will ask me how Government’s laziness can possibly cost me my exam. Simple, Government didn’t issue ration cards to illegal Bangladeshis immigrants(as promised before Polls)and that’s why these guys stopped all rail traffic and whole of Mumbai comes to halt. Now why can’t Government official just step out of aircon offices and deport these illegal immigrants, why do our leaders keep promising absurd things, why do we vote them again and again and again when we know that they are looting us right from 15-08-1947, why do we act so foolishly. Oh God its India.
Wow, I’ve got my marriage registered after four years and I paid only 2000 Rs for registration. What, the fee is only 30 Rs! Yes I know that, but the registrar asked me to get all the five persons in my wedding picture as witness. Now one of them is already gone toooooo far to be called. My aunt is in Canada now. The priest is gone to his native place, only God knows where. My other Uncle is not in good terms with me and will surely not come, so I am left with only one man and that’s my father. Now, what to do? Answer was pretty simple, option 1) 5000 Rs(3000 advance, rest when job is done)and 5 minutes of waiting 2) 2000 Rs(full advance) and one week waiting, no witness require in either case. I opted for no. 2. Precisely after one week I got my wedding registered. Oh God, sorry I mean Thank God its India.