I haven’t visited Pakistan ever in my life time and wish I never will have to, but from what I have heard from others and from what I have read in different newspapers especially after 911, there are some interesting facts and places that are worth visiting.
Background: Pakistan is supposed to be a beautiful country partitioned from India mainly because one chain-smoking, womanising, Jinnah or some rat-ass wanted to be the prime minister by himself and because he started whinging about it and because he threatened of riots if it was not done.
History: Pakistan doesn’t have a history of its own until after 1947 when it was separated from India and whatever impressive history one reads about it prior to ’47 is all about India. And to all those interested in ’Taliban’, ’honor-killing’, ’honor-rapes’, ’minor rapes’, ’terror camps’, ’islamic fanatics’, ’hijacking’, murder’, it’s history post 1947 would be a thrill read and the author recommends to read about it’s history before visiting the country so that one is on top of things to have a man-to-man conversation with Pakistani people on these popular topics.
Places to visit: The author recommends tourists to visit the following places in Pakistan:
KIT: This is the most famous Karachi institute of terrorism where they teach how to hold guns from the age of 6 months. How to make bombs, how to throw them, etc, etc. One will be able to see some live bombs if they are lucky.
Lahore Museum: This museum is famous for capturing incidents that transpired during the partition. One will be able to see pictures of hindus & christians (infidels - non-believers) being slayed during the partition. The author recommends that children visit the museum under parents guidance as some of the pictures might be very offensive. There is information that heads & limbs of people who were massacred during the partitione are still preserved as souvenirs. the entry fee to the museum is equivalent to the cost of making one bomb for locals and one bomb and one hand grenade for foreigners.
AZAD Kashmir: This is the part of Kashmir that was snatched from India during the 1971 war and it means ’bonded kashmir’. This is the place one should visit to understand how bondage works, to see people who do NOT understand what freedom is all about. It is learnt from reliable sources that this is the breeding ground of terror. The best place on earth to go ’terror’ camping.
Madrasas: These are the islamic schools which are kinda similar to KIT where they teach the basics of terrorism, again from childhood. Children are enrolled here at the age of 6 months so that they are taught what Jihad (holy war) is all about, taught that Islam is the religion that detests all other religions, taught that it is the religion of violence, taught that matyrdom is all about blowing oneself up in a train or a bus, killing as many infidels as possible. A must visit. No entry fee as long as you do not report to the outside world what is happening there.
The author also recommends that a white visitor paints himself/herself black all the time he/she is in the country to avoid kidnapping and being beheaded like Daniel Pearl. Female white tourists are advised to wrap themselves with blankets (read Burkhas) even if it is scorching hot or even if they are deprived of seeing anything.
Hope you will have a nice time there.