As idiotic as it seems, Pepsi is for boring people! Do you stay home on Saturday night? Are you single? Do you spend countless hours looking for a girlfriend online and STILL can’t get one. Well yes then your life is equivalent to the taste of Pepsi, ..... sucky!
Pepsi entered into the Cola world in the early part of the 20th century and somehow thought it could take over Coke, but statistics show that Coca Cola has been the best and highest selling soft drink product since its existence.
Product Labelling
Pepsi has somewhat of a ying-yang design and features the colors of Blue and Red. Pepsi is a stupid name because it means nothing. You don’t get Pep from Pepsi so why do they mislead the public. Pepsi just makes you all full and bloated like it does to me all those times I am forced to drink it. Yes, I am forced. Pepsi is sponsoring my college and they don’t sell any Coca Cola Product there.
The Taste
Unlike Coca-Cola’s taste, Pepsi has a diabetes infested Sweet taste that goes over the limit. It is very gassy and after a half can, it is imminent to escort yourself to the washroom for 85 nice minutes of bowelling. I feel ever so full after gulping down this cyanide.
Other Products
Otherwise known as in the early part of the century as the Ni**er drink, Pepsi released some of the newest products that went to shambles within a few years or within a few months. Crystal Pepsi, a see through drink was one of the worst tasting ever. Yeah, sure you could see your penis from behind the glass if you decided to drink it lying down naked but they changed the taste, so whats the point. Even the new Pepsi Twist is too lemony. I feel like Im drinking Sprite! If I wanted a Sprite, Id buy a sprite. If I want Cola, I shouldnt have to slide down a few feet down the aisle to get a regular Pepsi.
Sizes and Promotions
Accordingly, like all my other soft drink reviews the sizes are :
355 ml Can
591 ml Bottle (591, what kind of number is that! Note : people are picky!)
1L and 2L bottles
24 x 355ml.
Overall Thoughts on Why Pepsi ranks lower than RC Cola ..
Pepsi has tried to carbon copy the taste of coke for years but has failed miserably. Pepsi makes me full after a glass, their promotions are really good yet the product needs a lot of work. Their subsidiary products are failed attempts at getting their regular drink to create revenues. Hey, its the truth, I dont lie! :)