Lessons Learnt from Raanjhanaa
1) If you are stalking someone, make it public, make a scene, harass the girl as much as you can. If she doesn’t budge, slash your wrist with a blade. She will be in love within two nanoseconds.A review I read says "This lover is not kidding, he will slash his wrists. He means business"
"Thou art not serious if thy’s wrist aint flowing the red shower. "
2) If you are not able to get the one you love, It’s perfectly justified to commit suicide. It’s the only option. If you didn’t commit suicide you are a failure in love
"Thou shalt not live as a failed lover"
3) JNU campus is full of people who give a sh it about studies and are on their way to become mainstream politicians through random streetplays.
"Thou shalt be a celebrated street flash dancer before being a celebrated politician"
4) It’s funny and not wrong to use people repeatedly who are foolish enough to love you
"Thou shalt use those who weep for thee"
Happy weekend watch.
[PS: I think there will be at least 500 people/teens in India’s small towns who will kill themselves/slash wrists after watching this movie. ]